Showing posts with label Alberto Kang Gazette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alberto Kang Gazette. Show all posts

Friday, September 30, 2011

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

The Death of Privacy
And so Tomorrow or soon the Facebook Timeline will be introduced

(however will i hide my messages to The White House?)

Soon all those embarrassing photos from UCLA will be on Facebook for all to see

And who, wait to people find out about what was going on in China

And do not get me started on the things i have seen in other nations around the world

I just wish people could see 
and go and "Like" it

And on a total unrelated circumstance
you should read what is being written at

You know my new Capitalistic Venture is not working out that well
If only there were some American Investors to help out

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I have never met the President

Though he is planned to arrive in Sydney in November 
So you never do know

2 years ago something happened in China that not many people know about
and so  i choose not to enlighten people about what was really going on over the internet.


Right now the Australian Government is trying to bring in a Committee or some form of 
Inquiry 
About the Media.

Well i wonder if The Alberto Kang Gazette gets a mention?





Monday, July 25, 2011

The President Tweets

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
so as you know i like to think
What would Barack Obama want to tweet to me
at this time
So i thought i would write some so he can just pick and choose


@Albertokang, do some work. BO

@Albertokang, are you sending rude emails again? BO

@Albertokang did you want a meeting for The Future Generation Lobby? BO

@Albertokang i have a comment for your Gazette about a serious internet issue, lets talk BO

@Albertokang are you a person, because there is no record on file for you in California. BO

@Albertokang, where could i buy a Fish Taco at the Festival of @SITG, BO


So there you go,

Anyone, even the President can just copy and paste those into the @BarackObama Twitter account and send them