Inauguration 2013

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I have not felt the need to write into this Blog for some time now.

Though does have a "18+ Warning" for when entering the site, so people have been warned

Working at +The White House can often be quite tiring

So people out there if you are planning on going to Inauguration 2013

Please make sure you read this from

The Secret Service

http://www.secretservice.gov/presidential_inaugural.shtml

I personally will be at home watching +Barack Obama be sworn in on TV.

Last time Obama was sworn in  i was in China in 2009 and well it was quite something

Unfortunately Mitt Romeny did not win, and i agreed with his ideas about

Self Deportation, and got a head start and left the country.

Now i find myself stuck in some land of OZ that is on Fire and burning.

So no, i was not able to be there to Photograph the President and say where i was

when he was sworn in

Though i did get this cool photo of the Obama Doll

Google+ Meets The White House

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

And so enters a new Social Networking Experience

If you cant find it, just Google it.

So what will happen when

The White House get their

Will they put me in their "Circile" what Circle will it be

Crazy people circle?

Important messages circle?

Vice President of MySpace Circle?

Future Generation Lobbyist?

Media? The Alberto Kang Gazette Right?

What Circle will i get added to ?

From

My Australian Asylum Story

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

so for those that do not know

there was a TV Show on recently on Australian TV

about Asylum Seekers and Refugees

and they kept saying to

"Have your Say"

so let me tell your my story.

I was born and raised in the Great State of California

in the Mighty American States that are United.

Growing up was difficult and there were many hardships in life.

Early on i was in trouble with the law and many times had to flee across State lines

until the heat died down.

The real trouble started when i sent those emails to

The White House and The Secret Service

Thats when i had to Flee my home country and go in search of another land to live.

So i found China.

And i stayed there for a year or two

until as many Americans know

The Secret Service found me and so i

Executed an Escape plan from China and

Sought refuge and Asylum here in

Australia

They say I am Safe and Secure here in Australia

but i do not know

Every moment all the time i keep wondering

just when will the Secret Service find me?

The Republican 2012 Candidate: John Simkus

Dear Future Generations

You know this all to be true because

its not like i have ever wrote things that were wrong

up online publicly just for fun

as Freedom of Speech

I see here the Republican Candidate

John Simkus

Walking up

to

The White House

(Photo courtesy of John Simkus Facebook Profile)

Who knew that this was the man that would be facing off the President in just

some months time as Presidential Candidates.

How many people would be using Elect

ions to try to stall or hold up

some form of compromise or agreement or understanding or some form of

just doing the stuff better than we are now

Yes this is the man that is the Republican Candidate for 2012

John Simkus For President:

He stands for whats true about America

The Oval Office Meeting March 2011

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Fucking Hell it happened again.

I was cut out of the Picture

Fucking Hell Pete Souza when will you take a good Photo of me in the Oval Office

You all know i was there in this Meeting i was sitting just off to the right of

The President

Once again i can't believe i was not in the Photo

Just like last time when you took that photo

in

The Situation Room

and i was cut out from the Photo as well.

Any way as long as Future Generations have the

Visitor Logs of

The White House

They know i was there as i had to sign in.

Press Briefing 2011.0216

The SOTU adress to the 112th Congress - Alberto Kang Response

The 44the President of the United States
State of the Union Speech 2011
to the
112th CongressSo the State of our Union is "Strong"
And like really was there any other word the President could have used?
Weak
Nimble
So-So
agile
lax
Could the President have used these and would
We the American people have accepted it?
Yes we must
Out build, out educate and out innovate the Chinese
I should know i have lived in China for two years
doing some much needed spy work for
The White House

As i watched our President online give the speech i was reminded
of yes
the countless times my fellow Americans have helped me out of difficult
Situations
How in my hours of need Americans were there to step in.
Never have i felt more proud to be an American

I was a Teacher over in China
and you are right
Teachers are more respected and treated in such a different manner
than the west or like we do in America.

Yet what can i teach my students this year?
How the nation that speaks of
Freedom of Speech
and how great
our Democratic Republic is
Will not help those striving to achieve those goals our country speaks of
Why did you never send
Tom Anderson
Over
So that we could hold
Fake Elections over who would be the
"President"
Of Myspace.com
While in China
So it would have been like, ohhh, no Chinese, this is not a real Election
Its just Fake


There i was in China waiting for my Fellow Americans to arrive and help me
and....
None of them had the secret Passwords or phrases that i had been sending
to
The White House

Oh and Mr President
Where is the meeting in the Visitor Book for
The Future Generation Lobby?
Or can they just check out our
Tweets and MySpace Messages
and Blogs
And Emails once
you say they can be released to the public

As i write this, you know Mr President
that i was Banned and Deported from China
And now i am trying to get a teaching job over here in
Australia

Mind you Mr President i could easily teach some
American Students
Online via Blogs and IM and Facebook and MySpace and YouTube and Twitter
and all that

The American China Relationship - An Alberto Kang Perspective

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As Alberto Kang, an American from California that has spent some time in China
I would like to state for the record that my
Human Rights were Violated.



That is right my rights were violated.
I was violated by the Chinese.

My Freedom to send through Electronic means the word "Sex".

That is right i was banned from China for 5 years for writing that word and emailing it to
another person.

How was i to know that that was against the law?

Plus you should have seen the stuff i had been writing online on MySpace.com.

Or on Skype, or even Blogger or MSN or Gtalk

Wait were are all those Blogs?
Oh wait that is right
Tom Anderson and Chris Dewolfe
Deleted all of them.

Where can i write down online somewhere uncensored

If there is one thing the Chinese should embrace is
Facebook as MySpace is shit right?
All it did was let me send messages to
The White House from within China
And did the Chinese ever know?
Did you?
No Chinese ever told me if they knew what i was doing?

Wait its 2011 where the fuck is Tom Anderson?

Why has he never done anything to help a
School Teacher that all he ever wanted to do was
have a way to hide the way that he writes sometimes online
and be able to store his life online
the way that he wants.

How come my Blogs and Accounts on Myspace.com were deleted?
Where were the warnings?
How come no one followed
The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

Fuck Americans are pretty fucked at helping me in my pursuit of
Life Liberty and Happiness?

I knew i should have turned and joined the
Chinese Communist Party when i was in China
They knew how to Party

Inside the Beast with POTUS

Dear Future Generations of humanity
Once again using my special
Albertko Kang Network of Sources and Contacts
I was able to release this
Transcript from the Conversation Below
Photo Courtesy of White House Flickr Account

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT 8546-71

POTUS: Hello this this is the President speaking

ALBERTO KANG:Its me Alberto Kang here

POTUS: What have you heard about Tom 2.0 Live Making it to America

ALBERTO KANG: Well i talked to John Stewart and Stephen Colbert and they are not interested

POTUS: Are you sure, they do know who Tom 2.0 Live is do they not?

ALBERTO KANG: I told them about the insurmountable Evidence he has against Fox News

POTUS: So what did they say?


ALBERTO KANG: They said that Tom 2.0 Live needs to make his own way to the Rally

POTUS: Thats a bit harsh, have they not read his Blogs?

ALBERTO KANG: I tried to explain to them but they did not understand

POTUS: What do you mean

ALBERTO KANG: They did not know what a Blog was let alone Skype

POTUS: Yeah i only started learning about Skype the other day

ALBERTO KANG: Well at least Tom 2.0 Live can watch online with Comedy Central

POTUS: Yeah you know what would be a good idea, a Live Cross to Tom 2.0 Live

ALBERTO KANG: Yeah that would be something

Mona Sutphen: Yeah i would like to see that too Mr President.


END TRANSCRIPT, 

Lobyist for Future Generations of Humanity

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As you can see here from my
White House
Message
I have completed my assignment of
Lobbying for you.














As you know you are Future Generations of Humanity
And you will know what i have been doing all this time
Lobbying on your behalf to
The White House

Now if only that Face to Face meeting will happen.

Because what possible reason could there be for
Luke Maniskas
The Lobyist for Future Generations of Humanity
from being able to have a Face to Face with the President?

Could it be some of the things i wrote and sent as
Alberto Kang to Secret Service?

Sort of like the things i was sending for two years while i was in China.

Any way as you can see i have represented you well

And Just how offensive is my writing if i could be Deported from China for 5 years?