Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I just found out

Steve Jobs Died

and last night i watched this movie

There are so many things i want to write about but as usual

Where online should i write them?

I have seen this speech

And did what he said, i went back and looked at the things that have happened in my life more correctly i looked at the Emails i was fired for in China and the following emailsi wrote after that
There are some that i look at and i think, What the Fuck was i thinking, and there are others i look at and laugh my ass off at what i was able to write at that timethen there are others i hope people never see what i wrote and then there are somewhere i do not mind if people see the emails i wrote at that time
The world did loose a true visionary today

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

The Death of Privacy

Alberto Kang Facebook Info

And so Tomorrow or soon the Facebook Timeline will be introduced

(however will i hide my messages to The White House?)

Soon all those embarrassing photos from UCLA will be on Facebook for all to see

And who, wait to people find out about what was going on in China

And do not get me started on the things i have seen in other nations around the world

I just wish people could see 

The Future Generation Lobby

and go and "Like" it

And on a total unrelated circumstance

you should read what is being written at

The Alberto Kang Gazette

You know my new Capitalistic Venture is not working out that well

If only there were some American Investors to help out

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I have never met the President

Though he is planned to arrive in Sydney in November 

So you never do know

2 years ago something happened in China that not many people know about

and so  i choose not to enlighten people about what was really going on over the internet.

Right now the Australian Government is trying to bring in a Committee or some form of 

Inquiry 

About the Media.

Well i wonder if The Alberto Kang Gazette gets a mention?

The President Tweets

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

so as you know i like to think

What would Barack Obama want to tweet to me

at this time

So i thought i would write some so he can just pick and choose

@Albertokang, do some work. BO

@Albertokang, are you sending rude emails again? BO

@Albertokang did you want a meeting for The Future Generation Lobby? BO

@Albertokang i have a comment for your Gazette about a serious internet issue, lets talk BO

@Albertokang are you a person, because there is no record on file for you in California. BO

@Albertokang, where could i buy a Fish Taco at the Festival of @SITG, BO

So there you go,

Anyone, even the President can just copy and paste those into the @BarackObama Twitter account and send them

Google+ Meets The White House

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

And so enters a new Social Networking Experience

If you cant find it, just Google it.

So what will happen when

The White House get their

Will they put me in their "Circile" what Circle will it be

Crazy people circle?

Important messages circle?

Vice President of MySpace Circle?

Future Generation Lobbyist?

Media? The Alberto Kang Gazette Right?

What Circle will i get added to ?

From

How i had No Face in China

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

This is the story of how i had

NO FACE

in China

In 2008 i went to China.

At that time there was not much information Online about who i was

or what i looked liked.

So i decided to not show my Face on MySpace.com

and see just how long it would take

Americans to find me

Of course being in China is all about FACE

they love to take Photos

and you never want to Loose Face

At the time i had made a Promise that i would not upload my

FACE to MySpace.com

until i had met

Tom Anderson

but well after the events that got me fired

in China back in 2009 i thought

thats never going to happen so i may as well upload my

FACE

and as you know my

FACE

often has trouble when its run through

a Facial Recognition Software

My Australian Asylum Story

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

so for those that do not know

there was a TV Show on recently on Australian TV

about Asylum Seekers and Refugees

and they kept saying to

"Have your Say"

so let me tell your my story.

I was born and raised in the Great State of California

in the Mighty American States that are United.

Growing up was difficult and there were many hardships in life.

Early on i was in trouble with the law and many times had to flee across State lines

until the heat died down.

The real trouble started when i sent those emails to

The White House and The Secret Service

Thats when i had to Flee my home country and go in search of another land to live.

So i found China.

And i stayed there for a year or two

until as many Americans know

The Secret Service found me and so i

Executed an Escape plan from China and

Sought refuge and Asylum here in

Australia

They say I am Safe and Secure here in Australia

but i do not know

Every moment all the time i keep wondering

just when will the Secret Service find me?

The Republican 2012 Candidate: John Simkus

Dear Future Generations

You know this all to be true because

its not like i have ever wrote things that were wrong

up online publicly just for fun

as Freedom of Speech

I see here the Republican Candidate

John Simkus

Walking up

to

The White House

(Photo courtesy of John Simkus Facebook Profile)

Who knew that this was the man that would be facing off the President in just

some months time as Presidential Candidates.

How many people would be using Elect

ions to try to stall or hold up

some form of compromise or agreement or understanding or some form of

just doing the stuff better than we are now

Yes this is the man that is the Republican Candidate for 2012

John Simkus For President:

He stands for whats true about America

Memorial Day 2011

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

So i am stuck over here in Australia during this

Memorial Day

Luckily i was able to watch via

Facebook

this Video

So i was so glad when my close personal friend of

Tom Anderson

too this photo and uploaded it to Twitpic

I may not be there in person but thanks to these two people

i was able to remember those soldiers that fought and died for our freedom

The very freedom that allows me to question why it has taken so long

for Americans to help and support this man

to meet

Tom Anderson in Person

so that a Photo can be taken

Or is that one of the funny things the Chinese have never

worked out about

me as a person and human being

The Secret Service Enters the Twittisphere

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

it has happened

The Secret Service could be following you on your tweets

@SecretService

I for one like the idea of being able to tweet the Secret Service Directly

so much better than other Americans spreading lies about me,

I can just tweet them and set the record straight.

The Oval Office Meeting March 2011

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Fucking Hell it happened again.

I was cut out of the Picture

Fucking Hell Pete Souza when will you take a good Photo of me in the Oval Office

You all know i was there in this Meeting i was sitting just off to the right of

The President

Once again i can't believe i was not in the Photo

Just like last time when you took that photo

in

The Situation Room

and i was cut out from the Photo as well.

Any way as long as Future Generations have the

Visitor Logs of

The White House

They know i was there as i had to sign in.

The Oval Office Meeting

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Look What meeting took Place

I wonder if they talked about

The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

Though some guy named Tom 2.0 Live got a Tweet from the Prime Minister

60th Anniversary of ANZUS Treaty Address to 112th Congress

Dear Future Generations
Look who made an Addresses to Congress

The American China Relationship - An Alberto Kang Perspective

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As Alberto Kang, an American from California that has spent some time in China
I would like to state for the record that my
Human Rights were Violated.



That is right my rights were violated.
I was violated by the Chinese.

My Freedom to send through Electronic means the word "Sex".

That is right i was banned from China for 5 years for writing that word and emailing it to
another person.

How was i to know that that was against the law?

Plus you should have seen the stuff i had been writing online on MySpace.com.

Or on Skype, or even Blogger or MSN or Gtalk

Wait were are all those Blogs?
Oh wait that is right
Tom Anderson and Chris Dewolfe
Deleted all of them.

Where can i write down online somewhere uncensored

If there is one thing the Chinese should embrace is
Facebook as MySpace is shit right?
All it did was let me send messages to
The White House from within China
And did the Chinese ever know?
Did you?
No Chinese ever told me if they knew what i was doing?

Wait its 2011 where the fuck is Tom Anderson?

Why has he never done anything to help a
School Teacher that all he ever wanted to do was
have a way to hide the way that he writes sometimes online
and be able to store his life online
the way that he wants.

How come my Blogs and Accounts on Myspace.com were deleted?
Where were the warnings?
How come no one followed
The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

Fuck Americans are pretty fucked at helping me in my pursuit of
Life Liberty and Happiness?

I knew i should have turned and joined the
Chinese Communist Party when i was in China
They knew how to Party

Inside the Beast with POTUS

Dear Future Generations of humanity
Once again using my special
Albertko Kang Network of Sources and Contacts
I was able to release this
Transcript from the Conversation Below
Photo Courtesy of White House Flickr Account

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT 8546-71

POTUS: Hello this this is the President speaking

ALBERTO KANG:Its me Alberto Kang here

POTUS: What have you heard about Tom 2.0 Live Making it to America

ALBERTO KANG: Well i talked to John Stewart and Stephen Colbert and they are not interested

POTUS: Are you sure, they do know who Tom 2.0 Live is do they not?

ALBERTO KANG: I told them about the insurmountable Evidence he has against Fox News

POTUS: So what did they say?


ALBERTO KANG: They said that Tom 2.0 Live needs to make his own way to the Rally

POTUS: Thats a bit harsh, have they not read his Blogs?

ALBERTO KANG: I tried to explain to them but they did not understand

POTUS: What do you mean

ALBERTO KANG: They did not know what a Blog was let alone Skype

POTUS: Yeah i only started learning about Skype the other day

ALBERTO KANG: Well at least Tom 2.0 Live can watch online with Comedy Central

POTUS: Yeah you know what would be a good idea, a Live Cross to Tom 2.0 Live

ALBERTO KANG: Yeah that would be something

Mona Sutphen: Yeah i would like to see that too Mr President.


END TRANSCRIPT, 

The Julia Gillard Trip to Afghanistan

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Recently the Prime Minister of Australia
Julia Gillard

Traveled to Afghanistan.

Here is a photo of her traveling

Photo courtesy of the Julia Gillard Flicker Account

I wonder what she believes after her visit there?
Should we stay in Afghanistan?
Do we need to send more troops?

Are the Terror Networks still running?

Should We As Australians still stay in the War?

The Politicians may not be debating it in Parliament
But that does not mean we can not start debating it in public.

So yes Future Generations
Just look at all those lovely comments that people have written on this post

The Prime Minister Call Sign

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Just what is the Call Sign for the
Prime Minister
when he/she are in the Car?

(photo courtesy of Latika M Bourke Political Reporter)

Well All Australians know that when in the Plane the Call Sign is
ENVOY

What many Australians do not know is that currently
the
PM
of Australia is constantly tacked and monitored using the
Patented and copyrighted
Tom 2.0 Live Presidential Communication and Tracking Location System

What? you do not know about that?
oops i think i have said too much.

Well i will never tell what the Current Call Sign for the PM is?
and no its not
RANGA One
that would just be way to obvious and so not
useful as a Call Sign

Plus what happens if Tony Wins what will it be then?
BS One
(thats Budgie Smuggler not Bull Shit)

What if Bob Brown and the Greens Won?
BROWN One
Does that really sound right for a Call Sign?

Oh the Level of Top Secrecy that surrounds the current
Call Sign of the Prime Minister is great.

As most Australians know the Prime Minister is guarded by the

Guards United Yonder Service
or
GUYS
for short

So Secret is the Australian Protection Team that surround the
Prime Minister
that the average
Australian would not be able to name
the Service or even the Director
Unlike the Americans
With their Secret Service and Current Director
Mark Sullivan.

Press Briefing 2010.0810

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
I do like the Press Briefings with Bill Burton

Press Briefing 2010.0722

Dear future Generations of Humanity

Here is the press Briefing for 2010.0722

Press Briefing 2010.0721

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

here is the Press Briefing 2010.0721 and most of it was all about the media and the frenzy that happened with the firing of a USDA staff person for comments that were taken out of context.