Showing posts with label White House. Show all posts
Showing posts with label White House. Show all posts

Saturday, March 19, 2011

The President of United States Visits Australia

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As you know its
[insert date here]
And President Obama has just arrived at Sydney Airport.
For Some reason i was requested by
The Secret Service to remain home and not
Try to go any where near the President.

So here i sit watching the footage online and on TV
Following the Presidents Tweets
and Facebook Updates

So first off he is heading over to [insert building here] where he will meet
[insert person] and [insert person]

I just wonder what version of the
Tom 2.0 Live Secret Service History will be recoded at the time?

Finally Americans get to know who the man is that keeps sending
Messages

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The President and Prime Minister

Dear Future Generations of Humanity, look what two people met today in Washington








And here in the School taking Questions


Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Inside the Oval Office with POTUS and Jon Favreau

Dear Future Generations
Using Sources that i am unable to disclose at this moment
i was able to gain access to these Transcripts of what the
President and Jon Favreau were talking about in this meeting.

Photo Courtesy of The White House Flickr Account

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT 9458-874
OVAL OFFICE

POTUS: Ok, i want to talk to you about this Rally4Sanity and March to Keep Fear Alive

Jon Favreau:
The what Mr President?

POTUS
: You know the Rally that John Stewart and Stephen Colbert are holding on 10.30.10

Jon Favreau:
Oh yeah that thing, i am too busy to make it i have a job

POTUS
: yeah me too, i will be unable to make it, so i was wondering could you write some things up to send out

Jon Favreau:
I thought you were going to send Tom 2.0 Live to the Rally

POTUS:
Nah the Secret Service keep saying they will not let him in America

Jon Favreau:
Why? What did he do? Did he send some more Rude Emails to American Women?

POTUS
: No, something else, that has the Secret Service worried, they will not even tell me.

Jon Favreau: So what should i write for this rally

POTUS:
something reasonable, sort of well rounded, appealing to the general well minded and balanced Americans out their that have not closed their minds off and are open to change

Jon Favreau:
So what just the usual then?

POTUS:
No, No, it needs to be a bit more, have that extra something

Jon Favreau:
So sort of like the Corination Speech? Or the State of the Union?

POTUS
: Yeah sort of like that, have you seen what Tom 2.0 Live is writing lately?

Jon Favreau:
Are you going to finally give me Acces to the Top Secret Files of his?

POTUS: Yes i think it is time you see some of the stuff he is capable of

Jon Favreau:
So can i borrow from him?

POTUS:
Yeah i am pretty sure he will be ok with it

END TRANSCRIPT























Friday, October 8, 2010

Inside the Situation room of the White House


WHITEHOUSE SITUATION ROOM TRANSCRIPT


ALBERTO KANG: Hello Mr President, i am here to brief you on the Tom 2.0 Live Situation

PRESIDENT: What Situation?


ALBERTO KANG: The one where he was fired in China for sending Sexually Explicit Emails to an American, i thought you were briefed on the situation?

PRESIDENT: oh yeah i sort of vaguely remember something about that


ALBERTO KANG: Well he is sending crazy emails to the White House again, what should we do?

PRESIDENT: Follow the Protocols


ALBERTO KANG: we have been doing that but they still will not stop?

PRESIDENT: I don't know, get a photo of him and Tom Anderson together and upload it to the net, like he has been saying for three years.


ALBERTO KANG: But where is Tom Anderson?

PRESIDENT: Find him, i thought you were the Vice President of MySpace?


ALBERTO KANG: Your not seriously thinking of making Tom 2.0 Live your Cheif of Staff?

PRESIDENT: I might be


ALBERTO KANG: but sir you can not, the Secret Service will have something to say about that.

PRESIDENT:They work for me


ALBERTO KANG: So you did get Tom 2.0 Live Fired in China?

PRESIDENT:No that was the Republicans

ALBERTO KANG:Should we bring Tom 2.0 Live over to Washington?

PRESIDENT:
i am not sure about that

ALBERTO KANG: Perhaps John Stewart and Stephen Colbert could help out

PRESIDENT: That is a good idea. let me think about it.





Friday, June 4, 2010

Press Briefing 2010.06.01



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the First Press Briefing for the Month of June.
You know why June is so Important. My Birthday occurs in June.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Press Briefing 2010.0520 and West Wing Week



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the Press Briefing.


Here is the wrap up of all events in the West Wing.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Press Preifing on START Nuclear Treaty



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
About time we START something, cause of course you can now say it is a START.
The STrategic Arms Reduction Treaty or START.

Yes people a great day can be said to all that Nuclear Reduction is under way as well how many countries in the world do need to have the ability to blow the world up and end all civilization

ALL, what do you reckon, lets give each country one Nuclear missile and say here you are at any time you may choose to blow up the world, just first take this sedative and if in 1 hour you still feel there is a need to blow up the world.

But wait what about those countries that well, you can just see some crazy militia group or disorganized military setting it off early or losing the ability to control the COMMAND and CONTROL of their Nuclear Missile refinements.

The Threat of Nations starting the end of the world, is gone, what we have now is threats from Nuclear material and Terrorist and individual insane people that just are really determined to cause harm or terrorize the world.

As Special Agent in Charge of Robert Gibbs Security Detail, it was a great day to be standing there, just off camera in the James S Brady Press Room.

As i stared out across the sea of Reporters i was reminded just how stupid and dumb most of them are as they have never asked a question to Robert Gibbs about the
TOP SECRET Tom 2.0 Live Presidential Digital Recording and Communication System

Yes not one question from the reporters where made even though the details of this assignment is loaded up on the internet for all to see.

Alberto Kang
AGNET for the service of secrecy

Friday, March 26, 2010

The President and Gibbs go Shopping in Iowa



Dear Future Generations of Humanity

AS SPECIAL AGENT in Charge of the Robert Gibbs Security Protection Detail, it is my DUTY to REPORT to the world and Americans just how difficult my day was today, protecting him and POTUS while they went shopping.

And then the President had to go off and walk into the Crowd causing me to get really worried ans so many IDIOTS and PYSCOS are out there Tweeting and Blogging on how to Kill the President.

We were all on the Look out for that most INSANE THREAT Tom 2.0 Live, at any moment we Secret Service AGENTS are prepared to KILL ON SIGHT the threat of Tom 2.0 Live.

So lucky POTUS canceled the Australian Trip and he did not show his FACE

OMG what will happen when POTUS goes to Australia in June?
Will they be their on 5th June for the Tom 2.0 Live World Environmental Day of Tagging and storing of his Photos and Information.

Yes the stupid man decided to DELETE all PROFILES on his Accounts on his Birthday and then starts a new to make sure the right people are ATTACHED to the write accounts.

As The Alberto Kang IPONE needs to be set up and created, or is it the Tom 2.0 Live Blackberry?

Wait its 2010, surly by now the man that wrote
I will type lovingly and willingly into a computer
for an eternity to gain
A Safe Space for Minors on the internet
and gain
Live Satellite Coverage of Eearth
has a working smart phone so he can stay in touch with
Leaders of the free world
so that he could make changes to the
Internet protocols of Humanity

How else can i make sure that people of the world know without a shadow of a doubt what the World Leaders think as soon as they are added to that Profile of mine on Myspace.com and post comments on how they can change them

As There is a Translate button on there for the Chinese to use.

And well the rest of the world so they know what i write and type and can translate it that is why i prefer sometimes to write into Myspace.om and write
Whatever i want whenever i want and not care if people will understand it because i am writing into what i created as my Over 18 SPACE that is meant to be RESTRICTED from The World of my Students and people under 18

Yet my real life friends and many people of the world are trying to prevent that by not following the
Internet protocols of Humanity
I have left them like that as i know that there are meant to be people discussing what should or should not be in there, and so far no one has disagreed

I follow them each year, and will keep doing it each year on my birthday as that is how i wrote and created it to work.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

White House Press Briefing 2010.0324



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
If only Gibbs could tell the world about
The Internet Protocols of Humanity

They were written in China, so should the Chinese not follow them?

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Press Briefing 2010.0322



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As you can see from this great Press Briefing
Health Care Reform was passed and also i had to stand around for an hour
listening to all this reporters ask Robert Gibbs questions while staying on
ALERT to make sure they did not pose a threat to him.

Monday, March 22, 2010

The Passing of Health Care Reform from the House



Dear Future Generations of Humanity,
The above video, is of yesterday when POTUS addressed the Democratic Caucus.

He said that they would make history and 24 hours later they did, as the Vote in the House was passed.

And here where the remarks that POTUS had to say, notice how the VP just stood there and did not get to speak.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Press Briefing 2010.0318



Dear Future Generations of Humanity,
Today was a tough day, as you can see from this Press Briefing, Gibbs decided to have it outside. As a Special Agent in his Security Detail, this meant much more work on my part.

Patting down reporters and making sure the area was secure.

I hope he never does this again, so much extra work for my team.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Press Briefing 2010.0316



Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I know this post is late but there has been alot to do, with the upcoming trip to Australia and Indonesia. Here is the Press Briefing, once again being a time that i can relax as the person i am protecting is just surrounded by Reporters.

The Details of the Indonesian and Australian trip are shrouded in Mystery and many people are after where and when the President will be at places.

But as i work for the Service of Secrecy as Special Agent Alberto Kang, i am unable to divulge that information and have decided to Withhold posting those details up to the internet.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

White House Press Briefing 2010.0312



Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Here is the Press Briefing, the one where Press Secretary Robert Gibbs wears a Canadian Jersey

Friday, March 12, 2010

White House Press Briefing 2010.0311



Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Alberto Kang here, AGENT in charge of the Robert Gibbs Detail.
As you can see he is very good at EVADING the true reason why the President is on his way to Australia.

It is to capture Tom 2.0 Live the Digital Terrorist.

Can you see the White House Press Briefing and did you watch it?

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Press Briefing 2010.0309



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As you can see here is the Press Briefing with Robert Gibbs.
As SPECIAL AGENT in charge of the Detail protecting him these Briefings are a time of relief as they are the the time that we know he is most secure.

the only danger is the Press, they keep asking him the same questions and its quite boring to watch, but i keep my eye on them just in case someone has passed through the stringent security check points.

As you can see from this briefing there is some sort of Vote on Heath Care Reform on its way, i think it may be important.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

POTUS and I



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Today i had to guard the President when he met some workers, it was a tough day, did POTUS say anything interesting, i was not listening, i was constantly on a state of Alert.

At 5:45 you will see when i received the Tom 2.0 Live Threat to the President
I am standing in the back keeping guard

Friday, March 5, 2010

White House Press Briefing 2010.0304



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As SPECIAL AGENT in Charge of The Protection Detail of Robert Gibbs it is my great pleasure to share with you one of his briefings.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Daily Action Report - for POTUS

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
The Following is a
DAILY ACTION REPORT
for
Alberto Kang

I woke up this morning feeling pretty low, that after two years of writing stuff all over the
INTERNET
still no one knows who i am or what i am about.

So i did what i always do when i feel sad or bored.

WRITE SOME CRAZY MESSAGES TO STUPID DUMB AMERICANS

So where did i start?
The FBI

I sent them a Tom 2.0 Live Action Drill

I would like to tell you the details of the message but according to
EXECUTIVE ORDERS by POTUS

That information is Classified as
TOP SECRET

Of course why stop at the FBI
when there are bigger Agencies to Write to
Like the
NSA

Just where did i send the email to at the NSA?
TOP SECRET

What does the NSA do with a TOM 2.0 LIVE message?

And finally i found an email for the
Department of Energy (DOE)

Will Stephen Chu get that TOP SECRET message and CLASSIFY it correctly?

Of course i then Contacted The White House
To inform them of my actions.

And still i am not in trouble?
Unlike when i sent crazy messages in China to Americans and they Dobbed on me
and i got fired?
Go figure.

I also Tweeted the updates as i sent the messages from my
Alberto Kang Twitter

What does 2010 entail for me?
Sending more random crazy messages to Americans
So they can practice
Tom 2.0 Live Drills

Alberto Kang
SPECIAL AGENT

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

The STUPIDITY OF AMERICA

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

How fucking DUMB and STUPID do these wankers and
fuckwits of the world in America need to be?

I have been sending them fucking information for the last two years

Using all sorts of names and they still can not fucking find me.
What all because i never had my face uploaded to MySpace.com?
Because for two years i never had my real life name?

How ELSE do they think the NEW EXECUTIVE ORDERS where created

I have sent information to the DHS
to the FBI
to the SECRET SERVICE
even to the
White House

How is it that no one in the world understands the idea of a
Tom 2.0 Live Action Drill

Where up until now it was to follow the live typing of this man at certain times.

NOW IT IS THE SAME
Plus
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAN UP TO?
How does he plan to assassinate the President for the
FAKE DIGITAL SCENARIO
That will be run by the whole world in an effort to
Test the new WATCH LIST SYSTEM for Terrorist

Tom 2.0 Live is meant to be entered in Databases around the world as
A Terrorist
as in real life i am just a school teacher

However FUCKERS around the world do not understand
IF EN VOLES THE WORLD KNOWING WHAT I AM DOING AT CERTAIN TIMES

Those times are Saturday Nights

Where given the right ENVIRONMENT and the right conditions
Tom 2.0 Live(over 18) Action Drills can be sent around the world

This is so we people and governments of the world can practice how to respond
in light of gaining information about a terrorist plot

Who do we send that info to?
Can you get a photo of the Terrorist with out alerting him?
Where to you send it?
What should a News Alert look Like?
What Social Networking Sites should you add to keep up to date?

I can not believe my life is back where i started from in March 2007
When i first entered MySpace.com
and typed the same way that got me fired in CHINA

OVER 18
Rude and swearing and talking about sex and my
PLANS TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT
Blow up THE CAPITOL
Have my EVIL GENIUS PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
and rid the world of spam and hand it back to everyone
take place.

This is an example of how fucked up the world we live today
of 2010 is future Generations of humanity
as should i be here all alone at home

or should i be flying around the world trying to board planes to America
to test the new Watch list system?