Press Briefing 2011.0216

Press Briefing 2010.0810

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
I do like the Press Briefings with Bill Burton

The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary (Liberal Version)

August 22nd
Parliament House Australia
Press Secretary: Tom 2.0 Live
(Liberal Party Win)
(Photo courtesy of Hayden Cooper Political Reporter ABC News)

My Fellow Australians
Welcome to this new idea of a Press Briefing with me
Tom 2.0 Live
as your
Press Secretary

Can i just say there is so much typing in this job hope i do ok.

We here at the Abbott Government would like to welcome you all to the
New Press Room

From now on Daily and Hourly and Well when ever you want
we will have
Live Broadcasts

The Coalition would like to thank the Australians that
Decided to Stand up for Real Action and
Sign this
Deceleration of Independence 2010

And of course thank you all for your votes in
The Election of the President of MySpace.com

As you know there will be no Internet Filter and we have decided to
Implement
The Internet Protocols of Humanity

I would also like to point out that no i do not know any of these people
And i do not class them as my Friend as i sent messages to them
and they have not replied
Message to Celebrities

I will take your Questions now

The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary (Labor Version)

August 22nd
Parliament House Australia
Press Secretary: Tom 2.0 Live
(Labor Party Win)

(Photo courtesy of Hayden Cooper Political Reporter ABC News)

My Fellow Australians
I would like to welcome you here to the first ever Press Briefing with
a
Press Secretary
me
Tom 2.0 live


Here are some opening remarks and then i will take your questions.

The election was a long and difficult race, it was tough and yes
it did come down to that photo finish

The Gillard Government would like to thank all those that helped and worked
tirelessly throughout the campaign.

We are glad Australians could Move Forward and sign
The Declaration of Independence of 2010

As i am sure you can all see
The Official Labor Space on MySpace.com Account signed that.

And i would like to thank all the helpful Labor Supporters that voted in
The Election for the President of MySpace.com

And as of today the
Internet Protocols of Humanity
will be followed by all Australians
negating the need for an Internet Filter

Ok, i will take your Questions now...

The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary

August 22nd 2010.
Parliament House
Press Briefing
Press Secretary : Tom 2.0 Live(photo courtesy of Latika M Bourke Political Reporter)

My Fellow Australians
I would like to welcome you here to this the first ever
Press Briefing from the first ever Press Secretary of
Australia
Me
Tom 2.0 Live

As such i was too bored and lazy to come up with my own
National Security System so
Lets just copy the United States of America and use
Barack Obama's

EXECUTIVE ORDER CLASSIFICATION OF NATIONAL SECURITY INFORMATION

In the interest of Openness and Transparency with the newly elected
[insert political party here]
and the undertaking of the
Web 2.0 Government Inititives
My time in China has been posted online
For an Eternity for all Australians to see

(i sort of made them into a TV Show like Blog Form)
Season One
Season Two
Season Three

However yes there are things of my life that are Classified as
TOP SECRET
and
SECRET
and even at times
CONFIDENTIAL

so do not be surprised if that's what i answer with and then give you no more details.

Yep in the interest of National Security i will lie to the Australian people at times.

I would like to thank the newly elected Prime Minster
[insert winner of election here]

And for being able to Move Forward and Stand up for Real Action and
Sign this
Deceleration fo Independence 2010

And as i voted for them it was so good they voted for me in the
Election of the President of MySpace.com

I am pleased the Australian people all decided to come to some
Compromise and agreement
and implement these
Internet Protocols of Humanity

As for today's business i will take some questions
ahhh
Who should i call on first?
If only i knew the names of reporters?
If only they would email me at
albertokang@gmail.com
so i can check you are who you say you are

Press Briefing 2010.0722

Dear future Generations of Humanity

Here is the press Briefing for 2010.0722

Press Briefing 2010.0721

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

here is the Press Briefing 2010.0721 and most of it was all about the media and the frenzy that happened with the firing of a USDA staff person for comments that were taken out of context.

White House Press Briefing 2010.0714

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I have been a little lax in posting and updating this Blog with the Press Briefings.

Also feel free to search Twitter with #FutureGenLobby for my efforts at Lobbying to Senators and Congress People for a Clean Energy Bill and Financial Reform Bill.

Press Briefing 2010.0610

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here are the Press Briefings from this week

June 9th


And June 10th


As you know
the Oil Spill was the main thing talked about
Still no one has mentioned my

Press Briefing 2010.06.01

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the First Press Briefing for the Month of June.
You know why June is so Important. My Birthday occurs in June.

Press Briefing 2010.0520 and West Wing Week

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the Press Briefing.


Here is the wrap up of all events in the West Wing.

Press Briefing 2010.0511

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the Press Briefing

Press Briefing 2010.0506

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

JAKE TAPPER: Do you think the President feels lucky that the terrorist failed?
(paraphrased)

Answer: Fuck yes, the President feels lucky, are you kidding me, some bomb failed to go off just because the idiot terrorist did not know how to make a bomb, of course the President feels fucking lucky wouldn't you?

REPORTER: Someone was put on a No Fly List and was still able to get on the plane anyway?

ANSWER: of course you fucking nob, how else can DHS find out if he was going to signal anyone before flying off with a message or something. As if they did not know where he was and what he was doing at that time.

REPORTER: can you explain the exact process of the NO FLY List and the Checks and Balances (paraphrased)

ANSWER: Thank God Gibbs just told the truth, no its not a good idea to Publicly explain the process. Though i would have just said, no thats TOP SECRET

According to EXECUTIVE ORDER CLASSIFICATION OF NATIONAL SECURITY INFORMATION





As you can see here is my Oath of Allegiance Evidence.

REPORTER: Is this President Obamas Katrina?

ANSWER: Yes Every President from now on has a Katrina, The 45th President will have a Katrina, and it will be like "Is this like Obamas Katrina or Bush's Kartina?"
But i say mix it up, like This is Obama's Henry, or George, or Katie, or Lenny.

Alberto Kang

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the Press Briefing from the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Also here is the West Wing Week Video

Press Briefing 2010.0426

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the Press Briefing.

Press Briefing 2010.0419

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Here was the time today i had a break as Gibbs was just talking to the Press, nothing that interesting to hear as i heard it all before in his daily practice that he has in the morning for the days briefing.

Nuclear Security Summit Press Briefing

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As you know i was recently on a Holiday from my Protection Detail of Protecting Robert Gibbs, the Press Secretary.

For my AFTER ACTION REPORT TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (CLICK HERE)

Of course the LEVEL of Protection we needed at this Nuclear Summit was extensive, luckily i eased back in to the job like a professional that i am and kept my eyes open for any threats that were directed at Robert Gibbs.

I am always impressed when John Brennan speaks and as an American feel so much more safe and secure that he is there helping to protect out nation against attacks from terrorist groups.

Alberto Kang

Press Preifing on START Nuclear Treaty

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
About time we START something, cause of course you can now say it is a START.
The STrategic Arms Reduction Treaty or START.

Yes people a great day can be said to all that Nuclear Reduction is under way as well how many countries in the world do need to have the ability to blow the world up and end all civilization

ALL, what do you reckon, lets give each country one Nuclear missile and say here you are at any time you may choose to blow up the world, just first take this sedative and if in 1 hour you still feel there is a need to blow up the world.

But wait what about those countries that well, you can just see some crazy militia group or disorganized military setting it off early or losing the ability to control the COMMAND and CONTROL of their Nuclear Missile refinements.

The Threat of Nations starting the end of the world, is gone, what we have now is threats from Nuclear material and Terrorist and individual insane people that just are really determined to cause harm or terrorize the world.

As Special Agent in Charge of Robert Gibbs Security Detail, it was a great day to be standing there, just off camera in the James S Brady Press Room.

As i stared out across the sea of Reporters i was reminded just how stupid and dumb most of them are as they have never asked a question to Robert Gibbs about the
TOP SECRET Tom 2.0 Live Presidential Digital Recording and Communication System

Yes not one question from the reporters where made even though the details of this assignment is loaded up on the internet for all to see.

Alberto Kang
AGNET for the service of secrecy

The President and Gibbs go Shopping in Iowa

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

AS SPECIAL AGENT in Charge of the Robert Gibbs Security Protection Detail, it is my DUTY to REPORT to the world and Americans just how difficult my day was today, protecting him and POTUS while they went shopping.

And then the President had to go off and walk into the Crowd causing me to get really worried ans so many IDIOTS and PYSCOS are out there Tweeting and Blogging on how to Kill the President.

We were all on the Look out for that most INSANE THREAT Tom 2.0 Live, at any moment we Secret Service AGENTS are prepared to KILL ON SIGHT the threat of Tom 2.0 Live.

So lucky POTUS canceled the Australian Trip and he did not show his FACE

OMG what will happen when POTUS goes to Australia in June?
Will they be their on 5th June for the Tom 2.0 Live World Environmental Day of Tagging and storing of his Photos and Information.

Yes the stupid man decided to DELETE all PROFILES on his Accounts on his Birthday and then starts a new to make sure the right people are ATTACHED to the write accounts.

As The Alberto Kang IPONE needs to be set up and created, or is it the Tom 2.0 Live Blackberry?

Wait its 2010, surly by now the man that wrote
I will type lovingly and willingly into a computer
for an eternity to gain
A Safe Space for Minors on the internet
and gain
Live Satellite Coverage of Eearth
has a working smart phone so he can stay in touch with
Leaders of the free world
so that he could make changes to the
Internet protocols of Humanity

How else can i make sure that people of the world know without a shadow of a doubt what the World Leaders think as soon as they are added to that Profile of mine on Myspace.com and post comments on how they can change them

As There is a Translate button on there for the Chinese to use.

And well the rest of the world so they know what i write and type and can translate it that is why i prefer sometimes to write into Myspace.om and write
Whatever i want whenever i want and not care if people will understand it because i am writing into what i created as my Over 18 SPACE that is meant to be RESTRICTED from The World of my Students and people under 18

Yet my real life friends and many people of the world are trying to prevent that by not following the
Internet protocols of Humanity
I have left them like that as i know that there are meant to be people discussing what should or should not be in there, and so far no one has disagreed

I follow them each year, and will keep doing it each year on my birthday as that is how i wrote and created it to work.

White House Press Briefing 2010.0324

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
If only Gibbs could tell the world about
The Internet Protocols of Humanity

They were written in China, so should the Chinese not follow them?