Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Is this not me in China on the Great Wall?

Is this not me at some festival in Australia

Is this not me meeting Claudi Karvan at another Australian Festival

Yet for the life of me i seem to not be able to meet this man in Person and get a Photo

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

The Death of Privacy

Alberto Kang Facebook Info

And so Tomorrow or soon the Facebook Timeline will be introduced

(however will i hide my messages to The White House?)

Soon all those embarrassing photos from UCLA will be on Facebook for all to see

And who, wait to people find out about what was going on in China

And do not get me started on the things i have seen in other nations around the world

I just wish people could see 

The Future Generation Lobby

and go and "Like" it

And on a total unrelated circumstance

you should read what is being written at

The Alberto Kang Gazette

You know my new Capitalistic Venture is not working out that well

If only there were some American Investors to help out

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I have never met the President

Though he is planned to arrive in Sydney in November 

So you never do know

2 years ago something happened in China that not many people know about

and so  i choose not to enlighten people about what was really going on over the internet.

Right now the Australian Government is trying to bring in a Committee or some form of 

Inquiry 

About the Media.

Well i wonder if The Alberto Kang Gazette gets a mention?

How i had No Face in China

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

This is the story of how i had

NO FACE

in China

In 2008 i went to China.

At that time there was not much information Online about who i was

or what i looked liked.

So i decided to not show my Face on MySpace.com

and see just how long it would take

Americans to find me

Of course being in China is all about FACE

they love to take Photos

and you never want to Loose Face

At the time i had made a Promise that i would not upload my

FACE to MySpace.com

until i had met

Tom Anderson

but well after the events that got me fired

in China back in 2009 i thought

thats never going to happen so i may as well upload my

FACE

and as you know my

FACE

often has trouble when its run through

a Facial Recognition Software

My Australian Asylum Story

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

so for those that do not know

there was a TV Show on recently on Australian TV

about Asylum Seekers and Refugees

and they kept saying to

"Have your Say"

so let me tell your my story.

I was born and raised in the Great State of California

in the Mighty American States that are United.

Growing up was difficult and there were many hardships in life.

Early on i was in trouble with the law and many times had to flee across State lines

until the heat died down.

The real trouble started when i sent those emails to

The White House and The Secret Service

Thats when i had to Flee my home country and go in search of another land to live.

So i found China.

And i stayed there for a year or two

until as many Americans know

The Secret Service found me and so i

Executed an Escape plan from China and

Sought refuge and Asylum here in

Australia

They say I am Safe and Secure here in Australia

but i do not know

Every moment all the time i keep wondering

just when will the Secret Service find me?

The SOTU adress to the 112th Congress - Alberto Kang Response

The 44the President of the United States
State of the Union Speech 2011
to the
112th CongressSo the State of our Union is "Strong"
And like really was there any other word the President could have used?
Weak
Nimble
So-So
agile
lax
Could the President have used these and would
We the American people have accepted it?
Yes we must
Out build, out educate and out innovate the Chinese
I should know i have lived in China for two years
doing some much needed spy work for
The White House

As i watched our President online give the speech i was reminded
of yes
the countless times my fellow Americans have helped me out of difficult
Situations
How in my hours of need Americans were there to step in.
Never have i felt more proud to be an American

I was a Teacher over in China
and you are right
Teachers are more respected and treated in such a different manner
than the west or like we do in America.

Yet what can i teach my students this year?
How the nation that speaks of
Freedom of Speech
and how great
our Democratic Republic is
Will not help those striving to achieve those goals our country speaks of
Why did you never send
Tom Anderson
Over
So that we could hold
Fake Elections over who would be the
"President"
Of Myspace.com
While in China
So it would have been like, ohhh, no Chinese, this is not a real Election
Its just Fake


There i was in China waiting for my Fellow Americans to arrive and help me
and....
None of them had the secret Passwords or phrases that i had been sending
to
The White House

Oh and Mr President
Where is the meeting in the Visitor Book for
The Future Generation Lobby?
Or can they just check out our
Tweets and MySpace Messages
and Blogs
And Emails once
you say they can be released to the public

As i write this, you know Mr President
that i was Banned and Deported from China
And now i am trying to get a teaching job over here in
Australia

Mind you Mr President i could easily teach some
American Students
Online via Blogs and IM and Facebook and MySpace and YouTube and Twitter
and all that

The American China Relationship - An Alberto Kang Perspective

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As Alberto Kang, an American from California that has spent some time in China
I would like to state for the record that my
Human Rights were Violated.



That is right my rights were violated.
I was violated by the Chinese.

My Freedom to send through Electronic means the word "Sex".

That is right i was banned from China for 5 years for writing that word and emailing it to
another person.

How was i to know that that was against the law?

Plus you should have seen the stuff i had been writing online on MySpace.com.

Or on Skype, or even Blogger or MSN or Gtalk

Wait were are all those Blogs?
Oh wait that is right
Tom Anderson and Chris Dewolfe
Deleted all of them.

Where can i write down online somewhere uncensored

If there is one thing the Chinese should embrace is
Facebook as MySpace is shit right?
All it did was let me send messages to
The White House from within China
And did the Chinese ever know?
Did you?
No Chinese ever told me if they knew what i was doing?

Wait its 2011 where the fuck is Tom Anderson?

Why has he never done anything to help a
School Teacher that all he ever wanted to do was
have a way to hide the way that he writes sometimes online
and be able to store his life online
the way that he wants.

How come my Blogs and Accounts on Myspace.com were deleted?
Where were the warnings?
How come no one followed
The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

Fuck Americans are pretty fucked at helping me in my pursuit of
Life Liberty and Happiness?

I knew i should have turned and joined the
Chinese Communist Party when i was in China
They knew how to Party

The American China Meeting

The Alberto Kang Military Experience

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

We have been Outed by
Stephen Colbert
In the Interest of Openness and Transparency
I am here to disclose that i am
Bisexual
Openly Bisexual
Secretly working in the Military

Who are we?
An Elite Military Group known as
Task Force 121
I Alberto Kang am the Leader of this Elite Gay/Bisexual/Lesbian
Military Task Force.

Recently Colbert outed us on National TV thereby
risking National Security
So i feel perhaps he should go before
Congress and Testify again on
Repealing
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

I would love to be able to tell you all the cool
missions that my Task Force 121 have successfully completed
But that would jeopardize
Operational Security

Yes i am openly Bisexual
Just Check my MySpace Profile or Facebook Profile
It says so.
But alas my serving in the
United States Military
must be kept
SECRET

You can read about my exploits in
The Alberto Kang Adventures in China
Its posted somewhere online for all the world to see.

The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary

August 22nd 2010.
Parliament House
Press Briefing
Press Secretary : Tom 2.0 Live(photo courtesy of Latika M Bourke Political Reporter)

My Fellow Australians
I would like to welcome you here to this the first ever
Press Briefing from the first ever Press Secretary of
Australia
Me
Tom 2.0 Live

As such i was too bored and lazy to come up with my own
National Security System so
Lets just copy the United States of America and use
Barack Obama's

EXECUTIVE ORDER CLASSIFICATION OF NATIONAL SECURITY INFORMATION

In the interest of Openness and Transparency with the newly elected
[insert political party here]
and the undertaking of the
Web 2.0 Government Inititives
My time in China has been posted online
For an Eternity for all Australians to see

(i sort of made them into a TV Show like Blog Form)
Season One
Season Two
Season Three

However yes there are things of my life that are Classified as
TOP SECRET
and
SECRET
and even at times
CONFIDENTIAL

so do not be surprised if that's what i answer with and then give you no more details.

Yep in the interest of National Security i will lie to the Australian people at times.

I would like to thank the newly elected Prime Minster
[insert winner of election here]

And for being able to Move Forward and Stand up for Real Action and
Sign this
Deceleration fo Independence 2010

And as i voted for them it was so good they voted for me in the
Election of the President of MySpace.com

I am pleased the Australian people all decided to come to some
Compromise and agreement
and implement these
Internet Protocols of Humanity

As for today's business i will take some questions
ahhh
Who should i call on first?
If only i knew the names of reporters?
If only they would email me at
albertokang@gmail.com
so i can check you are who you say you are

Lobyist for Future Generations of Humanity

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As you can see here from my
White House
Message
I have completed my assignment of
Lobbying for you.














As you know you are Future Generations of Humanity
And you will know what i have been doing all this time
Lobbying on your behalf to
The White House

Now if only that Face to Face meeting will happen.

Because what possible reason could there be for
Luke Maniskas
The Lobyist for Future Generations of Humanity
from being able to have a Face to Face with the President?

Could it be some of the things i wrote and sent as
Alberto Kang to Secret Service?

Sort of like the things i was sending for two years while i was in China.

Any way as you can see i have represented you well

And Just how offensive is my writing if i could be Deported from China for 5 years?

The Haiti Earthquake - 2010

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
and perhaps some people
Living in
2010

As most people in the world today know there was an earthquake in Haiti.

The worlds response to this makes me WANT to believe again in
HUMANITY

That even when things are bad and grave, people will chip in to help each other out.

What i think should be noted is the large amount of natural disasters that have been taking place over the last decade or so.

the 2004 Tsunami in Thailand
The 2007 Earthquake in China
Hurricane Katrina
and many more.


Are these ways of the earth telling us to CHANGE?
Are these ways of saying these are areas not to live in?
Are these just natural occurrences of a system so vast and great that we
HUMANS
are unable to fully comprehend

What i do like out of this is the LIVE SATELLITE images that are being made available so quickly to the public after the event
so that we can all have
INSTANT DIGITAL LIVE SATELLITE COVERAGE FEEDBACK
of the Earth that we live on.
Something i have been wanting and trying to get for years now.
just me, one man all alone sitting at a computer.

One day my dream may just come true.
A world where we are able to log on to the
INTERNET
and see the ACTUAL WORLD we live on
Via Live Satellite Coverage
not just fake digital worlds, or Virtual Worlds .

One day, i hope and i dream.

There are people that are dead in Haiti and there are people that are dying.
There are those around the world fighting in Wars and there are
Those around the world just fighting

I wrote this once in a blog on Myspace.com over the last two years, but it was deleted by Myspace.com.

The easiest way for PEACE is simply for people to but down their weapons.

I hope in these coming days the food and clothing and resources that the people of
Haiti NEED so desperately arrive there in time.

Will people in 2010 read this BLOG?
I dont know and i never care anymore, these are mainly written for
FUTURE GENERATIONS OF HUMANITY
as i am
Tom 2.0 Live
and i am sitting all alone

Why should i write to people living in 2010?
No one shares my writing like i asked and wanted and needed in 2007,2008,2009.
And because of that lots of my writing were lost on Myspace.com
when Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe deleted my accounts.

This is why i write so many things
ALL OVER THE INTERNET
using different accounts and profiles
so that there is BACK UPS of the information i write to you
FUTURE GENERATIONS OF HUMANITY
As no one in 2010 cares what i have to say or do.
Even though i was in China for two years and never got in trouble for what i wrote online
yet was fired for the same messages when i sent them to
AMERICANS

Will any of my students see this?
I doubt it
Do i care anymore?
No i do not.

The STUPIDITY OF AMERICA

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

How fucking DUMB and STUPID do these wankers and
fuckwits of the world in America need to be?

I have been sending them fucking information for the last two years

Using all sorts of names and they still can not fucking find me.
What all because i never had my face uploaded to MySpace.com?
Because for two years i never had my real life name?

How ELSE do they think the NEW EXECUTIVE ORDERS where created

I have sent information to the DHS
to the FBI
to the SECRET SERVICE
even to the
White House

How is it that no one in the world understands the idea of a
Tom 2.0 Live Action Drill

Where up until now it was to follow the live typing of this man at certain times.

NOW IT IS THE SAME
Plus
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAN UP TO?
How does he plan to assassinate the President for the
FAKE DIGITAL SCENARIO
That will be run by the whole world in an effort to
Test the new WATCH LIST SYSTEM for Terrorist

Tom 2.0 Live is meant to be entered in Databases around the world as
A Terrorist
as in real life i am just a school teacher

However FUCKERS around the world do not understand
IF EN VOLES THE WORLD KNOWING WHAT I AM DOING AT CERTAIN TIMES

Those times are Saturday Nights

Where given the right ENVIRONMENT and the right conditions
Tom 2.0 Live(over 18) Action Drills can be sent around the world

This is so we people and governments of the world can practice how to respond
in light of gaining information about a terrorist plot

Who do we send that info to?
Can you get a photo of the Terrorist with out alerting him?
Where to you send it?
What should a News Alert look Like?
What Social Networking Sites should you add to keep up to date?

I can not believe my life is back where i started from in March 2007
When i first entered MySpace.com
and typed the same way that got me fired in CHINA

OVER 18
Rude and swearing and talking about sex and my
PLANS TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT
Blow up THE CAPITOL
Have my EVIL GENIUS PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
and rid the world of spam and hand it back to everyone
take place.

This is an example of how fucked up the world we live today
of 2010 is future Generations of humanity
as should i be here all alone at home

or should i be flying around the world trying to board planes to America
to test the new Watch list system?