Showing posts with label Future Generation Lobby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Future Generation Lobby. Show all posts

Friday, September 30, 2011

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

The Death of Privacy
And so Tomorrow or soon the Facebook Timeline will be introduced

(however will i hide my messages to The White House?)

Soon all those embarrassing photos from UCLA will be on Facebook for all to see

And who, wait to people find out about what was going on in China

And do not get me started on the things i have seen in other nations around the world

I just wish people could see 
and go and "Like" it

And on a total unrelated circumstance
you should read what is being written at

You know my new Capitalistic Venture is not working out that well
If only there were some American Investors to help out

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

President Obama to Visit Australia (3rd time is the charm)

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

So once again here we go
The 44th President of the United States
one
Barack Obama
[note to self: link to Google + account in the future]

Has promised that he will be on his way to Australia in November
After one of those Important Regional Meetings taking place in
Hawaii

I for one will not believe it to be true until i see
Air Force One
arrive in Australia

And then where will RENEGADE go from there?
(I loved that show with Lorenzo Lamas)

Who will he meet?
What Hotel will he stay in?
What restaurant will he eat at?
Who will he Tweet while in the country?
Will he hand out any Orders while in the country?
Will he address Parliament?
Will he play any Basketball or Golf?
Will he update his Facebook Status as "In OZ"?
Who will the Secret Service View as a Threat?
Will The Vice President be on the Trip?
Will he go to Canberra?
Will he visit Brisbane?
Will he take a ride to the Top End like Oprah and go to Ularu or Darwin?
Will he scoot over to Western Australia and stop in at Perth?
Or will he go to the City of Churches, Adelaide?
What TV Shows will Obama go on?
Will he talk to any reporters from The Tom 2.0 live Chronicle?
Will he sit down and talk about
With the Author and Creator?



Monday, July 25, 2011

The President Tweets

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
so as you know i like to think
What would Barack Obama want to tweet to me
at this time
So i thought i would write some so he can just pick and choose


@Albertokang, do some work. BO

@Albertokang, are you sending rude emails again? BO

@Albertokang did you want a meeting for The Future Generation Lobby? BO

@Albertokang i have a comment for your Gazette about a serious internet issue, lets talk BO

@Albertokang are you a person, because there is no record on file for you in California. BO

@Albertokang, where could i buy a Fish Taco at the Festival of @SITG, BO


So there you go,

Anyone, even the President can just copy and paste those into the @BarackObama Twitter account and send them

Friday, April 15, 2011

The 2012 Campaign Should i Go?



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
I watched this?
So should i drive off to Chicago to join the Campaign?

Monday, January 31, 2011

The SOTU adress to the 112th Congress - Alberto Kang Response

The 44the President of the United States
State of the Union Speech 2011
to the
112th Congress
So the State of our Union is "Strong"
And like really was there any other word the President could have used?
Weak
Nimble
So-So
agile
lax
Could the President have used these and would
We the American people have accepted it?
Yes we must
Out build, out educate and out innovate the Chinese
I should know i have lived in China for two years
doing some much needed spy work for
The White House

As i watched our President online give the speech i was reminded
of yes
the countless times my fellow Americans have helped me out of difficult
Situations
How in my hours of need Americans were there to step in.
Never have i felt more proud to be an American

I was a Teacher over in China
and you are right
Teachers are more respected and treated in such a different manner
than the west or like we do in America.

Yet what can i teach my students this year?
How the nation that speaks of
Freedom of Speech
and how great
our Democratic Republic is
Will not help those striving to achieve those goals our country speaks of
Why did you never send
Tom Anderson
Over
So that we could hold
Fake Elections over who would be the
"President"
Of Myspace.com
While in China
So it would have been like, ohhh, no Chinese, this is not a real Election
Its just Fake


There i was in China waiting for my Fellow Americans to arrive and help me
and....
None of them had the secret Passwords or phrases that i had been sending
to
The White House

Oh and Mr President
Where is the meeting in the Visitor Book for
The Future Generation Lobby?
Or can they just check out our
Tweets and MySpace Messages
and Blogs
And Emails once
you say they can be released to the public

As i write this, you know Mr President
that i was Banned and Deported from China
And now i am trying to get a teaching job over here in
Australia

Mind you Mr President i could easily teach some
American Students
Online via Blogs and IM and Facebook and MySpace and YouTube and Twitter
and all that








Sunday, December 5, 2010

The WikkiLeaks Dump

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
I fell the need to comment on something
The WikkiLeaks Dump

So Julian Assange is angered and pissed off
because the
Australian Government
are going to
Cooperate with the
United States Government
in helping him get arrested.

What did he expect to happen?
He claims he stands for Openness and Transparency and that
is why he Released the documents.
Well where are the Chinese Documents?
Where are the New Zealand documents?
Where are the Secret Spanish documents.
Why has it always been the United States?

Yes there are things that many countries keep Classified.
They do this for many reasons
and yes sometimes these need to be exposed and shown the light of day
so that people can know the truth
And then there are times when no, it is better if that information is not known.

Also What did Julian Assange think the Australian Government would do?
Sit back and let him release classified documents that can put people in danger?

Dam there was a Sate Department Email that said Future Employess should not
comment on Wikileaks
Luckily i am not a real American and so can comment


Monday, November 22, 2010

The Australia and United States Meet

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Look who had a meeting?

Look how lovely those two are just sitting there talking and chatting.
I wonder what they are talking about.

Entourage? I know the President likes to watch that show.
Or is Julia whiling The President with some outlandish Aussie Stories?

Are you discussing the long relationship our countries have?

Are you two swapping Social Networking Tips for Campaigning?

Are you creating a Secret Deal of Trade?

Are you talking about the Economic Stability of our Nations?

Are you talking about Military assistance?

What about some form of Protocols or rules for the Internet

Did you talk about
The Internet Protocols of Humanity?