President Obama to Visit Australia (3rd time is the charm)

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

So once again here we go

The 44th President of the United States

one

Barack Obama

[note to self: link to Google + account in the future]

Has promised that he will be on his way to Australia in November

After one of those Important Regional Meetings taking place in

Hawaii

I for one will not believe it to be true until i see

Air Force One

arrive in Australia

And then where will RENEGADE go from there?

(I loved that show with Lorenzo Lamas)

Who will he meet?

What Hotel will he stay in?

What restaurant will he eat at?

Who will he Tweet while in the country?

Will he hand out any Orders while in the country?

Will he address Parliament?

Will he play any Basketball or Golf?

Will he update his Facebook Status as "In OZ"?

Who will the Secret Service View as a Threat?

Will The Vice President be on the Trip?

Will he go to Canberra?

Will he visit Brisbane?

Will he take a ride to the Top End like Oprah and go to Ularu or Darwin?

Will he scoot over to Western Australia and stop in at Perth?

Or will he go to the City of Churches, Adelaide?

What TV Shows will Obama go on?

Will he talk to any reporters from The Tom 2.0 live Chronicle?

Will he sit down and talk about

The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

With the Author and Creator?

The Secret Service Target Practice

What really went on in the Meeting?

Prime Minister Julia Gillard: Now, about The Secret Service their use of Target Practice

President Barack Obama: What about it

PMJG: Well we Australians have a suggestion for you

PBO: By all means go ahead

PMJG: Well you need a Bad Guy, so here is a Crazy Australian Teacher that loves to

Volunteer for crazy things all the time, so i am sure he will be fine with it

PBO: So in this Photo the Secret Service shoot the Crazy man, and save

Ayo International Singer and Songwriter

PMJG: And here in this Photo, of Course the Secret Service shoot the Mad Man

and save

Claudia Karvan, Australian TV and Movie Star

PBO: Oh and i suppose here The Secret Service can shoot the bad guy and save

Harry Angus from

The Cat Empire that is Harry Angus from the Cat Empire Band?

PMJG: And here, oh, whats that Secret Service, No need to shoot anyone from this photo?

PBO: I like there idea, lets give these photos to the Secret Service so they can print them out

for target practice, i am sure there is some motivation some of them have to shooting the crazy man from all those Emails he sent.

My Australian Asylum Story

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

so for those that do not know

there was a TV Show on recently on Australian TV

about Asylum Seekers and Refugees

and they kept saying to

"Have your Say"

so let me tell your my story.

I was born and raised in the Great State of California

in the Mighty American States that are United.

Growing up was difficult and there were many hardships in life.

Early on i was in trouble with the law and many times had to flee across State lines

until the heat died down.

The real trouble started when i sent those emails to

The White House and The Secret Service

Thats when i had to Flee my home country and go in search of another land to live.

So i found China.

And i stayed there for a year or two

until as many Americans know

The Secret Service found me and so i

Executed an Escape plan from China and

Sought refuge and Asylum here in

Australia

They say I am Safe and Secure here in Australia

but i do not know

Every moment all the time i keep wondering

just when will the Secret Service find me?

The Secret Service Enters the Twittisphere

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

it has happened

The Secret Service could be following you on your tweets

@SecretService

I for one like the idea of being able to tweet the Secret Service Directly

so much better than other Americans spreading lies about me,

I can just tweet them and set the record straight.

The President of United States Visits Australia

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As you know its

[insert date here]

And President Obama has just arrived at Sydney Airport.

For Some reason i was requested by

The Secret Service to remain home and not

Try to go any where near the President.

So here i sit watching the footage online and on TV

Following the Presidents Tweets

and Facebook Updates

So first off he is heading over to [insert building here] where he will meet

[insert person] and [insert person]

I just wonder what version of the

Tom 2.0 Live Secret Service History will be recoded at the time?

The Tom 2.0 Live Secret Service History A

The Tom 2.0 Live Secret Service History B

The Tom 2.0 Live Secret Service History C

Finally Americans get to know who the man is that keeps sending

The White House

Messages

The Prime Minister Call Sign

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Just what is the Call Sign for the
Prime Minister
when he/she are in the Car?

(photo courtesy of Latika M Bourke Political Reporter)

Well All Australians know that when in the Plane the Call Sign is
ENVOY

What many Australians do not know is that currently
the
PM
of Australia is constantly tacked and monitored using the
Patented and copyrighted
Tom 2.0 Live Presidential Communication and Tracking Location System

What? you do not know about that?
oops i think i have said too much.

Well i will never tell what the Current Call Sign for the PM is?
and no its not
RANGA One
that would just be way to obvious and so not
useful as a Call Sign

Plus what happens if Tony Wins what will it be then?
BS One
(thats Budgie Smuggler not Bull Shit)

What if Bob Brown and the Greens Won?
BROWN One
Does that really sound right for a Call Sign?

Oh the Level of Top Secrecy that surrounds the current
Call Sign of the Prime Minister is great.

As most Australians know the Prime Minister is guarded by the

Guards United Yonder Service
or
GUYS
for short

So Secret is the Australian Protection Team that surround the
Prime Minister
that the average
Australian would not be able to name
the Service or even the Director
Unlike the Americans
With their Secret Service and Current Director
Mark Sullivan.

Lobyist for Future Generations of Humanity

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As you can see here from my
White House
Message
I have completed my assignment of
Lobbying for you.














As you know you are Future Generations of Humanity
And you will know what i have been doing all this time
Lobbying on your behalf to
The White House

Now if only that Face to Face meeting will happen.

Because what possible reason could there be for
Luke Maniskas
The Lobyist for Future Generations of Humanity
from being able to have a Face to Face with the President?

Could it be some of the things i wrote and sent as
Alberto Kang to Secret Service?

Sort of like the things i was sending for two years while i was in China.

Any way as you can see i have represented you well

And Just how offensive is my writing if i could be Deported from China for 5 years?

White House Press Briefing 2010.0304

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As SPECIAL AGENT in Charge of The Protection Detail of Robert Gibbs it is my great pleasure to share with you one of his briefings.

The STUPIDITY OF AMERICA

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

How fucking DUMB and STUPID do these wankers and
fuckwits of the world in America need to be?

I have been sending them fucking information for the last two years

Using all sorts of names and they still can not fucking find me.
What all because i never had my face uploaded to MySpace.com?
Because for two years i never had my real life name?

How ELSE do they think the NEW EXECUTIVE ORDERS where created

I have sent information to the DHS
to the FBI
to the SECRET SERVICE
even to the
White House

How is it that no one in the world understands the idea of a
Tom 2.0 Live Action Drill

Where up until now it was to follow the live typing of this man at certain times.

NOW IT IS THE SAME
Plus
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAN UP TO?
How does he plan to assassinate the President for the
FAKE DIGITAL SCENARIO
That will be run by the whole world in an effort to
Test the new WATCH LIST SYSTEM for Terrorist

Tom 2.0 Live is meant to be entered in Databases around the world as
A Terrorist
as in real life i am just a school teacher

However FUCKERS around the world do not understand
IF EN VOLES THE WORLD KNOWING WHAT I AM DOING AT CERTAIN TIMES

Those times are Saturday Nights

Where given the right ENVIRONMENT and the right conditions
Tom 2.0 Live(over 18) Action Drills can be sent around the world

This is so we people and governments of the world can practice how to respond
in light of gaining information about a terrorist plot

Who do we send that info to?
Can you get a photo of the Terrorist with out alerting him?
Where to you send it?
What should a News Alert look Like?
What Social Networking Sites should you add to keep up to date?

I can not believe my life is back where i started from in March 2007
When i first entered MySpace.com
and typed the same way that got me fired in CHINA

OVER 18
Rude and swearing and talking about sex and my
PLANS TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT
Blow up THE CAPITOL
Have my EVIL GENIUS PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
and rid the world of spam and hand it back to everyone
take place.

This is an example of how fucked up the world we live today
of 2010 is future Generations of humanity
as should i be here all alone at home

or should i be flying around the world trying to board planes to America
to test the new Watch list system?