Showing posts with label Tom Anderson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tom Anderson. Show all posts

Friday, August 26, 2011

The Secret Service Target Practice


What really went on in the Meeting?


Prime Minister Julia Gillard: Now, about The Secret Service their use of Target Practice
President Barack Obama: What about it
PMJG: Well we Australians have a suggestion for you
PBO: By all means go ahead


PMJG: Well you need a Bad Guy, so here is a Crazy Australian Teacher that loves to
Volunteer for crazy things all the time, so i am sure he will be fine with it

PBO: So in this Photo the Secret Service shoot the Crazy man, and save
Ayo International Singer and Songwriter




PMJG: And here in this Photo, of Course the Secret Service shoot the Mad Man
and save
Claudia Karvan, Australian TV and Movie Star




PBO: Oh and i suppose here The Secret Service can shoot the bad guy and save
Harry Angus from
The Cat Empire that is Harry Angus from the Cat Empire Band?


PMJG: And here, oh, whats that Secret Service, No need to shoot anyone from this photo?

PBO: I like there idea, lets give these photos to the Secret Service so they can print them out
for target practice, i am sure there is some motivation some of them have to shooting the crazy man from all those Emails he sent.





Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Memorial Day 2011


Dear Future Generations of Humanity
So i am stuck over here in Australia during this
Memorial Day
Luckily i was able to watch via
Facebook
this Video


So i was so glad when my close personal friend of
Tom Anderson
too this photo and uploaded it to Twitpic




I may not be there in person but thanks to these two people
i was able to remember those soldiers that fought and died for our freedom

The very freedom that allows me to question why it has taken so long
for Americans to help and support this man
to meet
Tom Anderson in Person
so that a Photo can be taken
Or is that one of the funny things the Chinese have never
worked out about
me as a person and human being


Friday, January 21, 2011

The American China Relationship - An Alberto Kang Perspective

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As Alberto Kang, an American from California that has spent some time in China
I would like to state for the record that my
Human Rights were Violated.



That is right my rights were violated.
I was violated by the Chinese.

My Freedom to send through Electronic means the word "Sex".

That is right i was banned from China for 5 years for writing that word and emailing it to
another person.

How was i to know that that was against the law?

Plus you should have seen the stuff i had been writing online on MySpace.com.

Or on Skype, or even Blogger or MSN or Gtalk

Wait were are all those Blogs?
Oh wait that is right
Tom Anderson and Chris Dewolfe
Deleted all of them.

Where can i write down online somewhere uncensored

If there is one thing the Chinese should embrace is
Facebook as MySpace is shit right?
All it did was let me send messages to
The White House from within China
And did the Chinese ever know?
Did you?
No Chinese ever told me if they knew what i was doing?

Wait its 2011 where the fuck is Tom Anderson?

Why has he never done anything to help a
School Teacher that all he ever wanted to do was
have a way to hide the way that he writes sometimes online
and be able to store his life online
the way that he wants.

How come my Blogs and Accounts on Myspace.com were deleted?
Where were the warnings?
How come no one followed
The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

Fuck Americans are pretty fucked at helping me in my pursuit of
Life Liberty and Happiness?

I knew i should have turned and joined the
Chinese Communist Party when i was in China
They knew how to Party






Monday, May 17, 2010

The Downfall of America

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Yes as you know i predicted the Downfall of America

Here it is The Alberto Kang Prophecy American Nation Edition

really by now you should all know that i am just
Tom 2.0 Live

Writing into my Over 18 Digital Accounts and Profiles.

Whats true whats not true really depends on the time of the information you know about me.

As you know i often get in trouble for what i write
and right now many people in the world think i am crazy
So most of the time i try to give them evidence of that crazyness

However right now i am just more pissed of with the world

Recently a young woman died because she met some people she befriended on Facebook

And yet here i am with the information to educate people on the dangers of
Social Networking Profiles and Accounts and no one will
Communicate with me correctly after all this time.

Americans always bitch and moan and say how great there fucking country and
Democracy is yet still they do not get out and Vote

Three years i have been writing and sending emails and messages to people around the world
And to this day i still never know fully if my messages ever make it as some people do not reply
or leave comments on the Blogs

I send information to people and they still can not understand
What is important information that belongs to teh world because it was meant to be for the
Benefit of all Humanity.

Though i still wonder why Americans should be put in that Classification as to this date
They still have done nothing to help me and have only ever done things that have made my life
more difficult.

Here i am on the pursuit of Liberty and Justice for all and Happiness
And all they ever do is stop it
And prevent it from happening.


There i am in class and teaching schools and still i can not fully explain and teach things
as i still do not fully understand some things
Why the Fuck has it taken Tom Anderson so long to arrive and stand beside me and have a photo taken?

Not that any of my stupid ass students know who i am
No one has called me by any of the stupid names i use to label and store my
Life online for an eternity

Like how the fuck do people not know my age?
Its like the most publicized thing about me online

For two years i had my Passport uploaded to my MySpace profile
For three years i have sent invites to well just about anyone in the world
To celebrate my birthday and still no one does it right

Like really when the fuck do i start getting the things i want in my life.
Rather than the things people think i need

I am the man that discovered that Tom Anderson is not a real person
It is a Computer System that the American Government use to
Monitor and Spy on people around the world

And well i took over control and the running and operating of the system
and upgraded the system and handed control back to the stupid dumb president

So far he still has not taken control by posting a comment on
Tom 2.0 Live Public Profile

Is it really that much to expect that if Barack Obama does post a comment
That it Actual be from him and a personal real message and not some stupid ass
"Thanks for the add"

Yes people of the world
its
2010.0517

And this is the end of the world
I should know i am the person that is sent here to tell you
Wait, the real world?
Or the digital World?
Stupid ass people that are not really people that are using social networking profiles
To spam and phise and all that fucked up stuff.

How do i know this is the end of the world?
People still do not understand fully capable of what i am able to do in this world
and Employee me for all my skills

Will i actually have any ability to do anything to destroy profiles to millions and millions of people in the world?
No
I just delete the ones from my accounts
and try to tell people that they should do that to
Not all, just the ones that are not real people that you communicate to in real life.

I have been saying this for three years now and still the message is not getting through to people.

If people followed the Protocols and Rules that i use and live by
No one should die like the poor girl did recently in Australia

And here i am unable to speak









Saturday, January 16, 2010

The Haiti Earthquake - 2010

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
and perhaps some people
Living in
2010

As most people in the world today know there was an earthquake in Haiti.

The worlds response to this makes me WANT to believe again in
HUMANITY

That even when things are bad and grave, people will chip in to help each other out.

What i think should be noted is the large amount of natural disasters that have been taking place over the last decade or so.

the 2004 Tsunami in Thailand
The 2007 Earthquake in China
Hurricane Katrina
and many more.


Are these ways of the earth telling us to CHANGE?
Are these ways of saying these are areas not to live in?
Are these just natural occurrences of a system so vast and great that we
HUMANS
are unable to fully comprehend

What i do like out of this is the LIVE SATELLITE images that are being made available so quickly to the public after the event
so that we can all have
INSTANT DIGITAL LIVE SATELLITE COVERAGE FEEDBACK
of the Earth that we live on.
Something i have been wanting and trying to get for years now.
just me, one man all alone sitting at a computer.

One day my dream may just come true.
A world where we are able to log on to the
INTERNET
and see the ACTUAL WORLD we live on
Via Live Satellite Coverage
not just fake digital worlds, or Virtual Worlds .

One day, i hope and i dream.

There are people that are dead in Haiti and there are people that are dying.
There are those around the world fighting in Wars and there are
Those around the world just fighting

I wrote this once in a blog on Myspace.com over the last two years, but it was deleted by Myspace.com.

The easiest way for PEACE is simply for people to but down their weapons.

I hope in these coming days the food and clothing and resources that the people of
Haiti NEED so desperately arrive there in time.

Will people in 2010 read this BLOG?
I dont know and i never care anymore, these are mainly written for
FUTURE GENERATIONS OF HUMANITY
as i am
Tom 2.0 Live
and i am sitting all alone

Why should i write to people living in 2010?
No one shares my writing like i asked and wanted and needed in 2007,2008,2009.
And because of that lots of my writing were lost on Myspace.com
when Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe deleted my accounts.

This is why i write so many things
ALL OVER THE INTERNET
using different accounts and profiles
so that there is BACK UPS of the information i write to you
FUTURE GENERATIONS OF HUMANITY
As no one in 2010 cares what i have to say or do.
Even though i was in China for two years and never got in trouble for what i wrote online
yet was fired for the same messages when i sent them to
AMERICANS

Will any of my students see this?
I doubt it
Do i care anymore?
No i do not.


Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Vice President Manison

Yes Hello People of the World.

Here at the MySpace 2.0 Mansion We have a strict party and fun routine.

Each Day i have a personal Cook prepare my breakfast

Then my Driver takes me on a tour of the city to soak in the sights.

After that i Hand out all the Presents and Gifts that
Companies have donated to me
As you know i Am the
Vice President of MySpace.com Right?

Here is the picture of me and the President together.

[insert picture here]


Becuase its not like

I AM SOMEONE THAT I STILL SITTING ALL ALONE WAITING TO MEET
THIS MAN

OR SEE DIGITAL EVIDENCE THAT IT IS HIM CONTROLLING HIS ACCOUNT

If that WERE TRUE

that would sort of be like living in
HELL.

YES 2007, 2008, 2009.

MY LIFE IS HELL.

As no one believes me when i say i need to see
EVIDENCE OF TOM ANDERSON BEING THE MAN CONTROLLING THAT PROFILE.

My name i Luke
a derivitie of
LUCIFER

So yeah here is HELL ON EARTH TODAY

When A man has
ASKED FOR THE CORRECT EVIDENCE TO BE SHOWN TO HIM TO STOP HIM BEING ANGRY.

WHEN A MAN HAS TYPED SO MANY TIMES INTO A COMPUTER
THAT HE WANTS EVIDENCE THAT TOM ANDERSON IS THE MAN
STILL CONTROLLING HIS PROFILE.

THIS IS WHY THE WORLD CAN GO FUCK ITSELF

And Future Generations can know the Truth of what is like to live my life

As i created and am creating a
DIGITAL HOLOGRAPHIC RECREATION OF MY LIFE


YET NO PEOPLE INT HE WORLD WANT TO HELP

AS THERE NEEDS TO BE CORRECT WAYS TO UPLOAD PHOTOS OF ME'
TO THE INTERENT

AS TAGGED AS

Tom 2.0 Live and Alberto Kang

As they are

BOTH ME OVER TEH INTERTNE

ONE BEING PG RATING
ONE BEING OVER 18

AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK I GOT FIRED FOR?

WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO
BLOW SOMETHING THE FUCK UP
SHOOT SOMEONE
HARM SOMEONE

HOW MUCH PATIENTS CAN ONE MAN TAKE?

HOW MUCH BULLSHIT CAN I HANDLE THAT PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME?



THESE VALIUM ARE NOT FUCKING WORKING

I NEED A PHOTO OF TOM ANDERSON AND ME TAKEN
AND UPLOADED TO
http://www.myspace.com/tom2_0live

WHY WILL NO ONE IN THE WORLD UNDERSTAND

And Help me and Support the way i asked

AND NOT THE WAY YOU ALL CHOOSE MY LIFE TO BE





Friday, October 9, 2009

The White Slave to the Black Master




And so orders where delivered upon our unsuspecting
White Slave
of the
First Black President of The United Sates of America (the 44th i believe)

Yes we here at Myspace 2.0 Live to give a full service to pleasure the
President of the United States.

How to i exercise these freedoms of delusion and illusion of a profusion?

SCENARIOS? PRETEND DIGITAL SENARIONS.

Oh they are so cool, where only i know whats going on becuase well.

I am writing the rules as i go along for the new and improved
Tom 2.0 Live Digital history Recording system for Presidents of All humanity for All an Eternity.

Dam so they are giving you input right?

Dont you have some cool Tom 2.0 Live Blackberry? Is that still not working?

And hey? are you still harping on about Tom Anderson arriving with an Apple Iphone for You?

An i leaching fake digital love and emotion to just fuck with the system of the world and screw around with the fabric of time and space over my place and races of nations and stations of distant plantations.

We the people, all people men women, children black white red green blue orange and purple, ginger, and hot pink with yellow stripes, we accept you all here at the great

52nd DIGITAL STATE OF AMERICA.

Lukes Profiles of Humanity.



Do you know how to communicat with him correcty?

Do you know how to ENGANGE with a BORG ENCOUNTER or a FUTURE EVENT?


How and what does he type and why does he send so many weird emails, he is just
a guy all alone at a computer
horny so whats the big deal?
or Angry at the world for not helping him meet Tom Anderson

Was China cencoring the interent? and there was no porn for me to watch?

(wait then what was that Bisexual Porn the Shangai Police Confiscated on teh way out?)

So would love to find out what officer took that home and who is watching it now.
I did Tick on the box when i entered the country
"Are you bringing in material that may be detreimental the to culture of china?"

I said yes as how do i know what they considered detrimental.

And any way my porn was better than what you could buy on the streets for cheap as well.

What were my obamatron orders? none, i make them up. I think

What would Obama Want (sorry Do) you know was there not some campaign once that he is the messiah or something like that

Wait can i be the guy that predicted you? wait i did? i sent messages to him back in April 2007.






Did they get to him? Who knows and who cares? i keep sending my weird crazy ideas to the white house and obama and crazy ways for fun so they can sift through what is crap and what may work.