WHITEHOUSE SITUATION ROOM TRANSCRIPT
ALBERTO KANG: Hello Mr President, i am here to brief you on the Tom 2.0 Live Situation
PRESIDENT: What Situation?
ALBERTO KANG: The one where he was fired in China for sending Sexually Explicit Emails to an American, i thought you were briefed on the situation?
PRESIDENT: oh yeah i sort of vaguely remember something about that
ALBERTO KANG: Well he is sending crazy emails to the White House again, what should we do?
PRESIDENT: Follow the Protocols
ALBERTO KANG: we have been doing that but they still will not stop?
PRESIDENT: I don't know, get a photo of him and Tom Anderson together and upload it to the net, like he has been saying for three years.
ALBERTO KANG: But where is Tom Anderson?
PRESIDENT: Find him, i thought you were the Vice President of MySpace?
ALBERTO KANG: Your not seriously thinking of making Tom 2.0 Live your Cheif of Staff?
PRESIDENT: I might be
ALBERTO KANG: but sir you can not, the Secret Service will have something to say about that.
PRESIDENT:They work for me
ALBERTO KANG: So you did get Tom 2.0 Live Fired in China?
PRESIDENT:No that was the Republicans
ALBERTO KANG:Should we bring Tom 2.0 Live over to Washington?
PRESIDENT: i am not sure about that
ALBERTO KANG: Perhaps John Stewart and Stephen Colbert could help out
PRESIDENT: That is a good idea. let me think about it.
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