9/11 Remembered - 10 years on

President Obama to Visit Australia (3rd time is the charm)

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

So once again here we go

The 44th President of the United States

one

Barack Obama

[note to self: link to Google + account in the future]

Has promised that he will be on his way to Australia in November

After one of those Important Regional Meetings taking place in

Hawaii

I for one will not believe it to be true until i see

Air Force One

arrive in Australia

And then where will RENEGADE go from there?

(I loved that show with Lorenzo Lamas)

Who will he meet?

What Hotel will he stay in?

What restaurant will he eat at?

Who will he Tweet while in the country?

Will he hand out any Orders while in the country?

Will he address Parliament?

Will he play any Basketball or Golf?

Will he update his Facebook Status as "In OZ"?

Who will the Secret Service View as a Threat?

Will The Vice President be on the Trip?

Will he go to Canberra?

Will he visit Brisbane?

Will he take a ride to the Top End like Oprah and go to Ularu or Darwin?

Will he scoot over to Western Australia and stop in at Perth?

Or will he go to the City of Churches, Adelaide?

What TV Shows will Obama go on?

Will he talk to any reporters from The Tom 2.0 live Chronicle?

Will he sit down and talk about

The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

With the Author and Creator?

The Secret Service Target Practice

What really went on in the Meeting?

Prime Minister Julia Gillard: Now, about The Secret Service their use of Target Practice

President Barack Obama: What about it

PMJG: Well we Australians have a suggestion for you

PBO: By all means go ahead

PMJG: Well you need a Bad Guy, so here is a Crazy Australian Teacher that loves to

Volunteer for crazy things all the time, so i am sure he will be fine with it

PBO: So in this Photo the Secret Service shoot the Crazy man, and save

Ayo International Singer and Songwriter

PMJG: And here in this Photo, of Course the Secret Service shoot the Mad Man

and save

Claudia Karvan, Australian TV and Movie Star

PBO: Oh and i suppose here The Secret Service can shoot the bad guy and save

Harry Angus from

The Cat Empire that is Harry Angus from the Cat Empire Band?

PMJG: And here, oh, whats that Secret Service, No need to shoot anyone from this photo?

PBO: I like there idea, lets give these photos to the Secret Service so they can print them out

for target practice, i am sure there is some motivation some of them have to shooting the crazy man from all those Emails he sent.

The President Tweets

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

so as you know i like to think

What would Barack Obama want to tweet to me

at this time

So i thought i would write some so he can just pick and choose

@Albertokang, do some work. BO

@Albertokang, are you sending rude emails again? BO

@Albertokang did you want a meeting for The Future Generation Lobby? BO

@Albertokang i have a comment for your Gazette about a serious internet issue, lets talk BO

@Albertokang are you a person, because there is no record on file for you in California. BO

@Albertokang, where could i buy a Fish Taco at the Festival of @SITG, BO

So there you go,

Anyone, even the President can just copy and paste those into the @BarackObama Twitter account and send them

Google+ Meets The White House

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

And so enters a new Social Networking Experience

If you cant find it, just Google it.

So what will happen when

The White House get their

Will they put me in their "Circile" what Circle will it be

Crazy people circle?

Important messages circle?

Vice President of MySpace Circle?

Future Generation Lobbyist?

Media? The Alberto Kang Gazette Right?

What Circle will i get added to ?

From

How i had No Face in China

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

This is the story of how i had

NO FACE

in China

In 2008 i went to China.

At that time there was not much information Online about who i was

or what i looked liked.

So i decided to not show my Face on MySpace.com

and see just how long it would take

Americans to find me

Of course being in China is all about FACE

they love to take Photos

and you never want to Loose Face

At the time i had made a Promise that i would not upload my

FACE to MySpace.com

until i had met

Tom Anderson

but well after the events that got me fired

in China back in 2009 i thought

thats never going to happen so i may as well upload my

FACE

and as you know my

FACE

often has trouble when its run through

a Facial Recognition Software

July 4th Message

Dear Future Generations

and any people that

i just happen to tweet or share this Blog with

in

2011

Tomorrow is July 4th

over the years

that has usually meant i felt the need to write something

online over the internet

Problem is how much do Americans know about me?

There are some Americans that know who i am?

There are other Americans that have no idea who i am.

There some Americans i have no problem offending

there are other Americans i do not want to offend

There some Americans i admire

There are some Americans i have met in real life

There are other Americans i have met online

There are those Americans that i think are dumb and stupid.

I would like to tell people who i was with on July 4th

But for American

National Security Reasons

I am not allowed to tell.