Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Memorial Day 2011


Dear Future Generations of Humanity
So i am stuck over here in Australia during this
Memorial Day
Luckily i was able to watch via
Facebook
this Video


So i was so glad when my close personal friend of
Tom Anderson
too this photo and uploaded it to Twitpic




I may not be there in person but thanks to these two people
i was able to remember those soldiers that fought and died for our freedom

The very freedom that allows me to question why it has taken so long
for Americans to help and support this man
to meet
Tom Anderson in Person
so that a Photo can be taken
Or is that one of the funny things the Chinese have never
worked out about
me as a person and human being


Monday, May 9, 2011

The Secret Service Enters the Twittisphere

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
it has happened
The Secret Service could be following you on your tweets

I for one like the idea of being able to tweet the Secret Service Directly
so much better than other Americans spreading lies about me,

I can just tweet them and set the record straight.

Friday, April 15, 2011

The Oval Office Meeting March 2011


Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Fucking Hell it happened again.
I was cut out of the Picture

Fucking Hell Pete Souza when will you take a good Photo of me in the Oval Office

You all know i was there in this Meeting i was sitting just off to the right of
The President

Once again i can't believe i was not in the Photo
Just like last time when you took that photo
in
The Situation Room
and i was cut out from the Photo as well.

Any way as long as Future Generations have the
Visitor Logs of
The White House
They know i was there as i had to sign in.

The 2012 Campaign Should i Go?



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
I watched this?
So should i drive off to Chicago to join the Campaign?

Saturday, March 19, 2011

The President of United States Visits Australia

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As you know its
[insert date here]
And President Obama has just arrived at Sydney Airport.
For Some reason i was requested by
The Secret Service to remain home and not
Try to go any where near the President.

So here i sit watching the footage online and on TV
Following the Presidents Tweets
and Facebook Updates

So first off he is heading over to [insert building here] where he will meet
[insert person] and [insert person]

I just wonder what version of the
Tom 2.0 Live Secret Service History will be recoded at the time?

Finally Americans get to know who the man is that keeps sending
Messages

Saturday, March 12, 2011

The Oval Office Meeting



Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Look What meeting took Place




I wonder if they talked about

Though some guy named Tom 2.0 Live got a Tweet from the Prime Minister