The Secret Service Target Practice

What really went on in the Meeting?

Prime Minister Julia Gillard: Now, about The Secret Service their use of Target Practice

President Barack Obama: What about it

PMJG: Well we Australians have a suggestion for you

PBO: By all means go ahead

PMJG: Well you need a Bad Guy, so here is a Crazy Australian Teacher that loves to

Volunteer for crazy things all the time, so i am sure he will be fine with it

PBO: So in this Photo the Secret Service shoot the Crazy man, and save

Ayo International Singer and Songwriter

PMJG: And here in this Photo, of Course the Secret Service shoot the Mad Man

and save

Claudia Karvan, Australian TV and Movie Star

PBO: Oh and i suppose here The Secret Service can shoot the bad guy and save

Harry Angus from

The Cat Empire that is Harry Angus from the Cat Empire Band?

PMJG: And here, oh, whats that Secret Service, No need to shoot anyone from this photo?

PBO: I like there idea, lets give these photos to the Secret Service so they can print them out

for target practice, i am sure there is some motivation some of them have to shooting the crazy man from all those Emails he sent.

The President Tweets

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

so as you know i like to think

What would Barack Obama want to tweet to me

at this time

So i thought i would write some so he can just pick and choose

@Albertokang, do some work. BO

@Albertokang, are you sending rude emails again? BO

@Albertokang did you want a meeting for The Future Generation Lobby? BO

@Albertokang i have a comment for your Gazette about a serious internet issue, lets talk BO

@Albertokang are you a person, because there is no record on file for you in California. BO

@Albertokang, where could i buy a Fish Taco at the Festival of @SITG, BO

So there you go,

Anyone, even the President can just copy and paste those into the @BarackObama Twitter account and send them

Google+ Meets The White House

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

And so enters a new Social Networking Experience

If you cant find it, just Google it.

So what will happen when

The White House get their

Will they put me in their "Circile" what Circle will it be

Crazy people circle?

Important messages circle?

Vice President of MySpace Circle?

Future Generation Lobbyist?

Media? The Alberto Kang Gazette Right?

What Circle will i get added to ?

From

How i had No Face in China

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

This is the story of how i had

NO FACE

in China

In 2008 i went to China.

At that time there was not much information Online about who i was

or what i looked liked.

So i decided to not show my Face on MySpace.com

and see just how long it would take

Americans to find me

Of course being in China is all about FACE

they love to take Photos

and you never want to Loose Face

At the time i had made a Promise that i would not upload my

FACE to MySpace.com

until i had met

Tom Anderson

but well after the events that got me fired

in China back in 2009 i thought

thats never going to happen so i may as well upload my

FACE

and as you know my

FACE

often has trouble when its run through

a Facial Recognition Software

July 4th Message

Dear Future Generations

and any people that

i just happen to tweet or share this Blog with

in

2011

Tomorrow is July 4th

over the years

that has usually meant i felt the need to write something

online over the internet

Problem is how much do Americans know about me?

There are some Americans that know who i am?

There are other Americans that have no idea who i am.

There some Americans i have no problem offending

there are other Americans i do not want to offend

There some Americans i admire

There are some Americans i have met in real life

There are other Americans i have met online

There are those Americans that i think are dumb and stupid.

I would like to tell people who i was with on July 4th

But for American

National Security Reasons

I am not allowed to tell.

My Australian Asylum Story

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

so for those that do not know

there was a TV Show on recently on Australian TV

about Asylum Seekers and Refugees

and they kept saying to

"Have your Say"

so let me tell your my story.

I was born and raised in the Great State of California

in the Mighty American States that are United.

Growing up was difficult and there were many hardships in life.

Early on i was in trouble with the law and many times had to flee across State lines

until the heat died down.

The real trouble started when i sent those emails to

The White House and The Secret Service

Thats when i had to Flee my home country and go in search of another land to live.

So i found China.

And i stayed there for a year or two

until as many Americans know

The Secret Service found me and so i

Executed an Escape plan from China and

Sought refuge and Asylum here in

Australia

They say I am Safe and Secure here in Australia

but i do not know

Every moment all the time i keep wondering

just when will the Secret Service find me?

The Republican 2012 Candidate: John Simkus

Dear Future Generations

You know this all to be true because

its not like i have ever wrote things that were wrong

up online publicly just for fun

as Freedom of Speech

I see here the Republican Candidate

John Simkus

Walking up

to

The White House

(Photo courtesy of John Simkus Facebook Profile)

Who knew that this was the man that would be facing off the President in just

some months time as Presidential Candidates.

How many people would be using Elect

ions to try to stall or hold up

some form of compromise or agreement or understanding or some form of

just doing the stuff better than we are now

Yes this is the man that is the Republican Candidate for 2012

John Simkus For President:

He stands for whats true about America