Inside the Beast with POTUS

Dear Future Generations of humanity
Once again using my special
Albertko Kang Network of Sources and Contacts
I was able to release this
Transcript from the Conversation Below
Photo Courtesy of White House Flickr Account

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT 8546-71

POTUS: Hello this this is the President speaking

ALBERTO KANG:Its me Alberto Kang here

POTUS: What have you heard about Tom 2.0 Live Making it to America

ALBERTO KANG: Well i talked to John Stewart and Stephen Colbert and they are not interested

POTUS: Are you sure, they do know who Tom 2.0 Live is do they not?

ALBERTO KANG: I told them about the insurmountable Evidence he has against Fox News

POTUS: So what did they say?


ALBERTO KANG: They said that Tom 2.0 Live needs to make his own way to the Rally

POTUS: Thats a bit harsh, have they not read his Blogs?

ALBERTO KANG: I tried to explain to them but they did not understand

POTUS: What do you mean

ALBERTO KANG: They did not know what a Blog was let alone Skype

POTUS: Yeah i only started learning about Skype the other day

ALBERTO KANG: Well at least Tom 2.0 Live can watch online with Comedy Central

POTUS: Yeah you know what would be a good idea, a Live Cross to Tom 2.0 Live

ALBERTO KANG: Yeah that would be something

Mona Sutphen: Yeah i would like to see that too Mr President.


END TRANSCRIPT, 

Inside the Oval Office with POTUS and Jon Favreau

Dear Future Generations
Using Sources that i am unable to disclose at this moment
i was able to gain access to these Transcripts of what the
President and Jon Favreau were talking about in this meeting.

Photo Courtesy of The White House Flickr Account

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT 9458-874
OVAL OFFICE

POTUS: Ok, i want to talk to you about this Rally4Sanity and March to Keep Fear Alive

Jon Favreau: The what Mr President?

POTUS: You know the Rally that John Stewart and Stephen Colbert are holding on 10.30.10

Jon Favreau: Oh yeah that thing, i am too busy to make it i have a job

POTUS: yeah me too, i will be unable to make it, so i was wondering could you write some things up to send out

Jon Favreau: I thought you were going to send Tom 2.0 Live to the Rally

POTUS: Nah the Secret Service keep saying they will not let him in America

Jon Favreau: Why? What did he do? Did he send some more Rude Emails to American Women?

POTUS: No, something else, that has the Secret Service worried, they will not even tell me.

Jon Favreau: So what should i write for this rally

POTUS: something reasonable, sort of well rounded, appealing to the general well minded and balanced Americans out their that have not closed their minds off and are open to change

Jon Favreau: So what just the usual then?

POTUS: No, No, it needs to be a bit more, have that extra something

Jon Favreau: So sort of like the Corination Speech? Or the State of the Union?

POTUS: Yeah sort of like that, have you seen what Tom 2.0 Live is writing lately?

Jon Favreau: Are you going to finally give me Acces to the Top Secret Files of his?

POTUS: Yes i think it is time you see some of the stuff he is capable of

Jon Favreau: So can i borrow from him?

POTUS: Yeah i am pretty sure he will be ok with it

END TRANSCRIPT

Inside the Situation room of the White House

WHITEHOUSE SITUATION ROOM TRANSCRIPT


ALBERTO KANG: Hello Mr President, i am here to brief you on the Tom 2.0 Live Situation

PRESIDENT: What Situation?

ALBERTO KANG: The one where he was fired in China for sending Sexually Explicit Emails to an American, i thought you were briefed on the situation?

PRESIDENT: oh yeah i sort of vaguely remember something about that

ALBERTO KANG: Well he is sending crazy emails to the White House again, what should we do?

PRESIDENT: Follow the Protocols

ALBERTO KANG: we have been doing that but they still will not stop?

PRESIDENT: I don't know, get a photo of him and Tom Anderson together and upload it to the net, like he has been saying for three years.

ALBERTO KANG: But where is Tom Anderson?

PRESIDENT: Find him, i thought you were the Vice President of MySpace?

ALBERTO KANG: Your not seriously thinking of making Tom 2.0 Live your Cheif of Staff?

PRESIDENT: I might be

ALBERTO KANG: but sir you can not, the Secret Service will have something to say about that.

PRESIDENT:They work for me

ALBERTO KANG: So you did get Tom 2.0 Live Fired in China?

PRESIDENT:No that was the Republicans

ALBERTO KANG:Should we bring Tom 2.0 Live over to Washington?

PRESIDENT: i am not sure about that

ALBERTO KANG: Perhaps John Stewart and Stephen Colbert could help out

PRESIDENT: That is a good idea. let me think about it.

Photo Courtesy of The White House Flickr Account

The Julia Gillard Trip to Afghanistan

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Recently the Prime Minister of Australia
Julia Gillard

Traveled to Afghanistan.

Here is a photo of her traveling

Photo courtesy of the Julia Gillard Flicker Account

I wonder what she believes after her visit there?
Should we stay in Afghanistan?
Do we need to send more troops?

Are the Terror Networks still running?

Should We As Australians still stay in the War?

The Politicians may not be debating it in Parliament
But that does not mean we can not start debating it in public.

So yes Future Generations
Just look at all those lovely comments that people have written on this post

The Alberto Kang Military Experience

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

We have been Outed by
Stephen Colbert
In the Interest of Openness and Transparency
I am here to disclose that i am
Bisexual
Openly Bisexual
Secretly working in the Military

Who are we?
An Elite Military Group known as
Task Force 121
I Alberto Kang am the Leader of this Elite Gay/Bisexual/Lesbian
Military Task Force.

Recently Colbert outed us on National TV thereby
risking National Security
So i feel perhaps he should go before
Congress and Testify again on
Repealing
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

I would love to be able to tell you all the cool
missions that my Task Force 121 have successfully completed
But that would jeopardize
Operational Security

Yes i am openly Bisexual
Just Check my MySpace Profile or Facebook Profile
It says so.
But alas my serving in the
United States Military
must be kept
SECRET

You can read about my exploits in
The Alberto Kang Adventures in China
Its posted somewhere online for all the world to see.

The Prime Minister Call Sign

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Just what is the Call Sign for the
Prime Minister
when he/she are in the Car?

(photo courtesy of Latika M Bourke Political Reporter)

Well All Australians know that when in the Plane the Call Sign is
ENVOY

What many Australians do not know is that currently
the
PM
of Australia is constantly tacked and monitored using the
Patented and copyrighted
Tom 2.0 Live Presidential Communication and Tracking Location System

What? you do not know about that?
oops i think i have said too much.

Well i will never tell what the Current Call Sign for the PM is?
and no its not
RANGA One
that would just be way to obvious and so not
useful as a Call Sign

Plus what happens if Tony Wins what will it be then?
BS One
(thats Budgie Smuggler not Bull Shit)

What if Bob Brown and the Greens Won?
BROWN One
Does that really sound right for a Call Sign?

Oh the Level of Top Secrecy that surrounds the current
Call Sign of the Prime Minister is great.

As most Australians know the Prime Minister is guarded by the

Guards United Yonder Service
or
GUYS
for short

So Secret is the Australian Protection Team that surround the
Prime Minister
that the average
Australian would not be able to name
the Service or even the Director
Unlike the Americans
With their Secret Service and Current Director
Mark Sullivan.

Press Briefing 2010.0810

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
I do like the Press Briefings with Bill Burton