Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Alberto Kang Military Experience

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

We have been Outed by
Stephen Colbert
In the Interest of Openness and Transparency
I am here to disclose that i am
Openly Bisexual
Secretly working in the Military

Who are we?
An Elite Military Group known as
Task Force 121
I Alberto Kang am the Leader of this Elite Gay/Bisexual/Lesbian
Military Task Force.

Recently Colbert outed us on National TV thereby
risking National Security
So i feel perhaps he should go before
Congress and Testify again on
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

I would love to be able to tell you all the cool
missions that my Task Force 121 have successfully completed
But that would jeopardize
Operational Security

Yes i am openly Bisexual
Just Check my MySpace Profile or Facebook Profile
It says so.
But alas my serving in the
United States Military
must be kept

You can read about my exploits in
The Alberto Kang Adventures in China
Its posted somewhere online for all the world to see.

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