Inauguration 2013

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I have not felt the need to write into this Blog for some time now.

Though does have a "18+ Warning" for when entering the site, so people have been warned

Working at +The White House can often be quite tiring

So people out there if you are planning on going to Inauguration 2013

Please make sure you read this from

The Secret Service

http://www.secretservice.gov/presidential_inaugural.shtml

I personally will be at home watching +Barack Obama be sworn in on TV.

Last time Obama was sworn in  i was in China in 2009 and well it was quite something

Unfortunately Mitt Romeny did not win, and i agreed with his ideas about

Self Deportation, and got a head start and left the country.

Now i find myself stuck in some land of OZ that is on Fire and burning.

So no, i was not able to be there to Photograph the President and say where i was

when he was sworn in

Though i did get this cool photo of the Obama Doll

President Obama to Visit Australia (3rd time is the charm)

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

So once again here we go

The 44th President of the United States

one

Barack Obama

[note to self: link to Google + account in the future]

Has promised that he will be on his way to Australia in November

After one of those Important Regional Meetings taking place in

Hawaii

I for one will not believe it to be true until i see

Air Force One

arrive in Australia

And then where will RENEGADE go from there?

(I loved that show with Lorenzo Lamas)

Who will he meet?

What Hotel will he stay in?

What restaurant will he eat at?

Who will he Tweet while in the country?

Will he hand out any Orders while in the country?

Will he address Parliament?

Will he play any Basketball or Golf?

Will he update his Facebook Status as "In OZ"?

Who will the Secret Service View as a Threat?

Will The Vice President be on the Trip?

Will he go to Canberra?

Will he visit Brisbane?

Will he take a ride to the Top End like Oprah and go to Ularu or Darwin?

Will he scoot over to Western Australia and stop in at Perth?

Or will he go to the City of Churches, Adelaide?

What TV Shows will Obama go on?

Will he talk to any reporters from The Tom 2.0 live Chronicle?

Will he sit down and talk about

The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

With the Author and Creator?

The Secret Service Target Practice

What really went on in the Meeting?

Prime Minister Julia Gillard: Now, about The Secret Service their use of Target Practice

President Barack Obama: What about it

PMJG: Well we Australians have a suggestion for you

PBO: By all means go ahead

PMJG: Well you need a Bad Guy, so here is a Crazy Australian Teacher that loves to

Volunteer for crazy things all the time, so i am sure he will be fine with it

PBO: So in this Photo the Secret Service shoot the Crazy man, and save

Ayo International Singer and Songwriter

PMJG: And here in this Photo, of Course the Secret Service shoot the Mad Man

and save

Claudia Karvan, Australian TV and Movie Star

PBO: Oh and i suppose here The Secret Service can shoot the bad guy and save

Harry Angus from

The Cat Empire that is Harry Angus from the Cat Empire Band?

PMJG: And here, oh, whats that Secret Service, No need to shoot anyone from this photo?

PBO: I like there idea, lets give these photos to the Secret Service so they can print them out

for target practice, i am sure there is some motivation some of them have to shooting the crazy man from all those Emails he sent.

The President Tweets

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

so as you know i like to think

What would Barack Obama want to tweet to me

at this time

So i thought i would write some so he can just pick and choose

@Albertokang, do some work. BO

@Albertokang, are you sending rude emails again? BO

@Albertokang did you want a meeting for The Future Generation Lobby? BO

@Albertokang i have a comment for your Gazette about a serious internet issue, lets talk BO

@Albertokang are you a person, because there is no record on file for you in California. BO

@Albertokang, where could i buy a Fish Taco at the Festival of @SITG, BO

So there you go,

Anyone, even the President can just copy and paste those into the @BarackObama Twitter account and send them

The President and Prime Minister

Dear Future Generations of Humanity, look what two people met today in Washington








And here in the School taking Questions

The National Wireless Initative and Egypt

Let the Record show i wasted my time watching this


Yet found this to be most pleasing

The Australia and United States Meet

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Look who had a meeting?

Look how lovely those two are just sitting there talking and chatting.
I wonder what they are talking about.

Entourage? I know the President likes to watch that show.
Or is Julia whiling The President with some outlandish Aussie Stories?

Are you discussing the long relationship our countries have?

Are you two swapping Social Networking Tips for Campaigning?

Are you creating a Secret Deal of Trade?

Are you talking about the Economic Stability of our Nations?

Are you talking about Military assistance?

What about some form of Protocols or rules for the Internet

Did you talk about
The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary

August 22nd 2010.
Parliament House
Press Briefing
Press Secretary : Tom 2.0 Live(photo courtesy of Latika M Bourke Political Reporter)

My Fellow Australians
I would like to welcome you here to this the first ever
Press Briefing from the first ever Press Secretary of
Australia
Me
Tom 2.0 Live

As such i was too bored and lazy to come up with my own
National Security System so
Lets just copy the United States of America and use
Barack Obama's

EXECUTIVE ORDER CLASSIFICATION OF NATIONAL SECURITY INFORMATION

In the interest of Openness and Transparency with the newly elected
[insert political party here]
and the undertaking of the
Web 2.0 Government Inititives
My time in China has been posted online
For an Eternity for all Australians to see

(i sort of made them into a TV Show like Blog Form)
Season One
Season Two
Season Three

However yes there are things of my life that are Classified as
TOP SECRET
and
SECRET
and even at times
CONFIDENTIAL

so do not be surprised if that's what i answer with and then give you no more details.

Yep in the interest of National Security i will lie to the Australian people at times.

I would like to thank the newly elected Prime Minster
[insert winner of election here]

And for being able to Move Forward and Stand up for Real Action and
Sign this
Deceleration fo Independence 2010

And as i voted for them it was so good they voted for me in the
Election of the President of MySpace.com

I am pleased the Australian people all decided to come to some
Compromise and agreement
and implement these
Internet Protocols of Humanity

As for today's business i will take some questions
ahhh
Who should i call on first?
If only i knew the names of reporters?
If only they would email me at
albertokang@gmail.com
so i can check you are who you say you are

Press Briefing 2010.06.01

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the First Press Briefing for the Month of June.
You know why June is so Important. My Birthday occurs in June.

The Downfall of America

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Yes as you know i predicted the Downfall of America

Here it is The Alberto Kang Prophecy American Nation Edition

really by now you should all know that i am just
Tom 2.0 Live

Writing into my Over 18 Digital Accounts and Profiles.

Whats true whats not true really depends on the time of the information you know about me.

As you know i often get in trouble for what i write
and right now many people in the world think i am crazy
So most of the time i try to give them evidence of that crazyness

However right now i am just more pissed of with the world

Recently a young woman died because she met some people she befriended on Facebook

And yet here i am with the information to educate people on the dangers of
Social Networking Profiles and Accounts and no one will
Communicate with me correctly after all this time.

Americans always bitch and moan and say how great there fucking country and
Democracy is yet still they do not get out and Vote

Three years i have been writing and sending emails and messages to people around the world
And to this day i still never know fully if my messages ever make it as some people do not reply
or leave comments on the Blogs

I send information to people and they still can not understand
What is important information that belongs to teh world because it was meant to be for the
Benefit of all Humanity.

Though i still wonder why Americans should be put in that Classification as to this date
They still have done nothing to help me and have only ever done things that have made my life
more difficult.

Here i am on the pursuit of Liberty and Justice for all and Happiness
And all they ever do is stop it
And prevent it from happening.


There i am in class and teaching schools and still i can not fully explain and teach things
as i still do not fully understand some things
Why the Fuck has it taken Tom Anderson so long to arrive and stand beside me and have a photo taken?

Not that any of my stupid ass students know who i am
No one has called me by any of the stupid names i use to label and store my
Life online for an eternity

Like how the fuck do people not know my age?
Its like the most publicized thing about me online

For two years i had my Passport uploaded to my MySpace profile
For three years i have sent invites to well just about anyone in the world
To celebrate my birthday and still no one does it right

Like really when the fuck do i start getting the things i want in my life.
Rather than the things people think i need

I am the man that discovered that Tom Anderson is not a real person
It is a Computer System that the American Government use to
Monitor and Spy on people around the world

And well i took over control and the running and operating of the system
and upgraded the system and handed control back to the stupid dumb president

So far he still has not taken control by posting a comment on
Tom 2.0 Live Public Profile

Is it really that much to expect that if Barack Obama does post a comment
That it Actual be from him and a personal real message and not some stupid ass
"Thanks for the add"

Yes people of the world
its
2010.0517

And this is the end of the world
I should know i am the person that is sent here to tell you
Wait, the real world?
Or the digital World?
Stupid ass people that are not really people that are using social networking profiles
To spam and phise and all that fucked up stuff.

How do i know this is the end of the world?
People still do not understand fully capable of what i am able to do in this world
and Employee me for all my skills

Will i actually have any ability to do anything to destroy profiles to millions and millions of people in the world?
No
I just delete the ones from my accounts
and try to tell people that they should do that to
Not all, just the ones that are not real people that you communicate to in real life.

I have been saying this for three years now and still the message is not getting through to people.

If people followed the Protocols and Rules that i use and live by
No one should die like the poor girl did recently in Australia

And here i am unable to speak

Nuclear Security Summit: Presidential Press Briefing

Here is the Opening remarks by President Barack Obama



Following the meeting there was a Press Conference with President Barack Obama
Here is that Briefing

President Obama's Suprise Vist to Afghanistan

Dear Future Generation of Humanity
As you can see we here at the Secret Service were so good that we are able to get POTUS into a country without people knowing where he will be, thereby ensuring his safety and security.

Press Preifing on START Nuclear Treaty

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
About time we START something, cause of course you can now say it is a START.
The STrategic Arms Reduction Treaty or START.

Yes people a great day can be said to all that Nuclear Reduction is under way as well how many countries in the world do need to have the ability to blow the world up and end all civilization

ALL, what do you reckon, lets give each country one Nuclear missile and say here you are at any time you may choose to blow up the world, just first take this sedative and if in 1 hour you still feel there is a need to blow up the world.

But wait what about those countries that well, you can just see some crazy militia group or disorganized military setting it off early or losing the ability to control the COMMAND and CONTROL of their Nuclear Missile refinements.

The Threat of Nations starting the end of the world, is gone, what we have now is threats from Nuclear material and Terrorist and individual insane people that just are really determined to cause harm or terrorize the world.

As Special Agent in Charge of Robert Gibbs Security Detail, it was a great day to be standing there, just off camera in the James S Brady Press Room.

As i stared out across the sea of Reporters i was reminded just how stupid and dumb most of them are as they have never asked a question to Robert Gibbs about the
TOP SECRET Tom 2.0 Live Presidential Digital Recording and Communication System

Yes not one question from the reporters where made even though the details of this assignment is loaded up on the internet for all to see.

Alberto Kang
AGNET for the service of secrecy

The President and Gibbs go Shopping in Iowa

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

AS SPECIAL AGENT in Charge of the Robert Gibbs Security Protection Detail, it is my DUTY to REPORT to the world and Americans just how difficult my day was today, protecting him and POTUS while they went shopping.

And then the President had to go off and walk into the Crowd causing me to get really worried ans so many IDIOTS and PYSCOS are out there Tweeting and Blogging on how to Kill the President.

We were all on the Look out for that most INSANE THREAT Tom 2.0 Live, at any moment we Secret Service AGENTS are prepared to KILL ON SIGHT the threat of Tom 2.0 Live.

So lucky POTUS canceled the Australian Trip and he did not show his FACE

OMG what will happen when POTUS goes to Australia in June?
Will they be their on 5th June for the Tom 2.0 Live World Environmental Day of Tagging and storing of his Photos and Information.

Yes the stupid man decided to DELETE all PROFILES on his Accounts on his Birthday and then starts a new to make sure the right people are ATTACHED to the write accounts.

As The Alberto Kang IPONE needs to be set up and created, or is it the Tom 2.0 Live Blackberry?

Wait its 2010, surly by now the man that wrote
I will type lovingly and willingly into a computer
for an eternity to gain
A Safe Space for Minors on the internet
and gain
Live Satellite Coverage of Eearth
has a working smart phone so he can stay in touch with
Leaders of the free world
so that he could make changes to the
Internet protocols of Humanity

How else can i make sure that people of the world know without a shadow of a doubt what the World Leaders think as soon as they are added to that Profile of mine on Myspace.com and post comments on how they can change them

As There is a Translate button on there for the Chinese to use.

And well the rest of the world so they know what i write and type and can translate it that is why i prefer sometimes to write into Myspace.om and write
Whatever i want whenever i want and not care if people will understand it because i am writing into what i created as my Over 18 SPACE that is meant to be RESTRICTED from The World of my Students and people under 18

Yet my real life friends and many people of the world are trying to prevent that by not following the
Internet protocols of Humanity
I have left them like that as i know that there are meant to be people discussing what should or should not be in there, and so far no one has disagreed

I follow them each year, and will keep doing it each year on my birthday as that is how i wrote and created it to work.

The White Slave to the Black Master

And so orders where delivered upon our unsuspecting
White Slave
of the
First Black President of The United Sates of America (the 44th i believe)

Yes we here at Myspace 2.0 Live to give a full service to pleasure the
President of the United States.

How to i exercise these freedoms of delusion and illusion of a profusion?

SCENARIOS? PRETEND DIGITAL SENARIONS.

Oh they are so cool, where only i know whats going on becuase well.

I am writing the rules as i go along for the new and improved
Tom 2.0 Live Digital history Recording system for Presidents of All humanity for All an Eternity.

Dam so they are giving you input right?

Dont you have some cool Tom 2.0 Live Blackberry? Is that still not working?

And hey? are you still harping on about Tom Anderson arriving with an Apple Iphone for You?

An i leaching fake digital love and emotion to just fuck with the system of the world and screw around with the fabric of time and space over my place and races of nations and stations of distant plantations.

We the people, all people men women, children black white red green blue orange and purple, ginger, and hot pink with yellow stripes, we accept you all here at the great

52nd DIGITAL STATE OF AMERICA.

Lukes Profiles of Humanity.



Do you know how to communicat with him correcty?

Do you know how to ENGANGE with a BORG ENCOUNTER or a FUTURE EVENT?


How and what does he type and why does he send so many weird emails, he is just
a guy all alone at a computer
horny so whats the big deal?
or Angry at the world for not helping him meet Tom Anderson

Was China cencoring the interent? and there was no porn for me to watch?

(wait then what was that Bisexual Porn the Shangai Police Confiscated on teh way out?)

So would love to find out what officer took that home and who is watching it now.
I did Tick on the box when i entered the country
"Are you bringing in material that may be detreimental the to culture of china?"

I said yes as how do i know what they considered detrimental.

And any way my porn was better than what you could buy on the streets for cheap as well.

What were my obamatron orders? none, i make them up. I think

What would Obama Want (sorry Do) you know was there not some campaign once that he is the messiah or something like that

Wait can i be the guy that predicted you? wait i did? i sent messages to him back in April 2007.






Did they get to him? Who knows and who cares? i keep sending my weird crazy ideas to the white house and obama and crazy ways for fun so they can sift through what is crap and what may work.