Press Briefing 2010.0511

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the Press Briefing

Press Briefing 2010.0506

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

JAKE TAPPER: Do you think the President feels lucky that the terrorist failed?
(paraphrased)

Answer: Fuck yes, the President feels lucky, are you kidding me, some bomb failed to go off just because the idiot terrorist did not know how to make a bomb, of course the President feels fucking lucky wouldn't you?

REPORTER: Someone was put on a No Fly List and was still able to get on the plane anyway?

ANSWER: of course you fucking nob, how else can DHS find out if he was going to signal anyone before flying off with a message or something. As if they did not know where he was and what he was doing at that time.

REPORTER: can you explain the exact process of the NO FLY List and the Checks and Balances (paraphrased)

ANSWER: Thank God Gibbs just told the truth, no its not a good idea to Publicly explain the process. Though i would have just said, no thats TOP SECRET

According to EXECUTIVE ORDER CLASSIFICATION OF NATIONAL SECURITY INFORMATION





As you can see here is my Oath of Allegiance Evidence.

REPORTER: Is this President Obamas Katrina?

ANSWER: Yes Every President from now on has a Katrina, The 45th President will have a Katrina, and it will be like "Is this like Obamas Katrina or Bush's Kartina?"
But i say mix it up, like This is Obama's Henry, or George, or Katie, or Lenny.

Alberto Kang

Press Briefing 2010.0419

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Here was the time today i had a break as Gibbs was just talking to the Press, nothing that interesting to hear as i heard it all before in his daily practice that he has in the morning for the days briefing.

Nuclear Security Summit Press Briefing

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As you know i was recently on a Holiday from my Protection Detail of Protecting Robert Gibbs, the Press Secretary.

For my AFTER ACTION REPORT TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (CLICK HERE)

Of course the LEVEL of Protection we needed at this Nuclear Summit was extensive, luckily i eased back in to the job like a professional that i am and kept my eyes open for any threats that were directed at Robert Gibbs.

I am always impressed when John Brennan speaks and as an American feel so much more safe and secure that he is there helping to protect out nation against attacks from terrorist groups.

Alberto Kang

The President and Gibbs go Shopping in Iowa

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

AS SPECIAL AGENT in Charge of the Robert Gibbs Security Protection Detail, it is my DUTY to REPORT to the world and Americans just how difficult my day was today, protecting him and POTUS while they went shopping.

And then the President had to go off and walk into the Crowd causing me to get really worried ans so many IDIOTS and PYSCOS are out there Tweeting and Blogging on how to Kill the President.

We were all on the Look out for that most INSANE THREAT Tom 2.0 Live, at any moment we Secret Service AGENTS are prepared to KILL ON SIGHT the threat of Tom 2.0 Live.

So lucky POTUS canceled the Australian Trip and he did not show his FACE

OMG what will happen when POTUS goes to Australia in June?
Will they be their on 5th June for the Tom 2.0 Live World Environmental Day of Tagging and storing of his Photos and Information.

Yes the stupid man decided to DELETE all PROFILES on his Accounts on his Birthday and then starts a new to make sure the right people are ATTACHED to the write accounts.

As The Alberto Kang IPONE needs to be set up and created, or is it the Tom 2.0 Live Blackberry?

Wait its 2010, surly by now the man that wrote
I will type lovingly and willingly into a computer
for an eternity to gain
A Safe Space for Minors on the internet
and gain
Live Satellite Coverage of Eearth
has a working smart phone so he can stay in touch with
Leaders of the free world
so that he could make changes to the
Internet protocols of Humanity

How else can i make sure that people of the world know without a shadow of a doubt what the World Leaders think as soon as they are added to that Profile of mine on Myspace.com and post comments on how they can change them

As There is a Translate button on there for the Chinese to use.

And well the rest of the world so they know what i write and type and can translate it that is why i prefer sometimes to write into Myspace.om and write
Whatever i want whenever i want and not care if people will understand it because i am writing into what i created as my Over 18 SPACE that is meant to be RESTRICTED from The World of my Students and people under 18

Yet my real life friends and many people of the world are trying to prevent that by not following the
Internet protocols of Humanity
I have left them like that as i know that there are meant to be people discussing what should or should not be in there, and so far no one has disagreed

I follow them each year, and will keep doing it each year on my birthday as that is how i wrote and created it to work.

White House Press Briefing 2010.0324

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
If only Gibbs could tell the world about
The Internet Protocols of Humanity

They were written in China, so should the Chinese not follow them?

Press Briefing 2010.0322

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As you can see from this great Press Briefing
Health Care Reform was passed and also i had to stand around for an hour
listening to all this reporters ask Robert Gibbs questions while staying on
ALERT to make sure they did not pose a threat to him.

The Passing of Health Care Reform from the House

Dear Future Generations of Humanity,
The above video, is of yesterday when POTUS addressed the Democratic Caucus.

He said that they would make history and 24 hours later they did, as the Vote in the House was passed.

And here where the remarks that POTUS had to say, notice how the VP just stood there and did not get to speak.

Press Briefing 2010.0318

Dear Future Generations of Humanity,
Today was a tough day, as you can see from this Press Briefing, Gibbs decided to have it outside. As a Special Agent in his Security Detail, this meant much more work on my part.

Patting down reporters and making sure the area was secure.

I hope he never does this again, so much extra work for my team.

Press Briefing 2010.0316

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I know this post is late but there has been alot to do, with the upcoming trip to Australia and Indonesia. Here is the Press Briefing, once again being a time that i can relax as the person i am protecting is just surrounded by Reporters.

The Details of the Indonesian and Australian trip are shrouded in Mystery and many people are after where and when the President will be at places.

But as i work for the Service of Secrecy as Special Agent Alberto Kang, i am unable to divulge that information and have decided to Withhold posting those details up to the internet.

White House Press Briefing 2010.0312

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Here is the Press Briefing, the one where Press Secretary Robert Gibbs wears a Canadian Jersey

White House Press Briefing 2010.0311

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Alberto Kang here, AGENT in charge of the Robert Gibbs Detail.
As you can see he is very good at EVADING the true reason why the President is on his way to Australia.

It is to capture Tom 2.0 Live the Digital Terrorist.

Can you see the White House Press Briefing and did you watch it?

Press Briefing 2010.0309

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As you can see here is the Press Briefing with Robert Gibbs.
As SPECIAL AGENT in charge of the Detail protecting him these Briefings are a time of relief as they are the the time that we know he is most secure.

the only danger is the Press, they keep asking him the same questions and its quite boring to watch, but i keep my eye on them just in case someone has passed through the stringent security check points.

As you can see from this briefing there is some sort of Vote on Heath Care Reform on its way, i think it may be important.

White House Press Briefing 2010.0304

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As SPECIAL AGENT in Charge of The Protection Detail of Robert Gibbs it is my great pleasure to share with you one of his briefings.