The President Tweets

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

so as you know i like to think

What would Barack Obama want to tweet to me

at this time

So i thought i would write some so he can just pick and choose

@Albertokang, do some work. BO

@Albertokang, are you sending rude emails again? BO

@Albertokang did you want a meeting for The Future Generation Lobby? BO

@Albertokang i have a comment for your Gazette about a serious internet issue, lets talk BO

@Albertokang are you a person, because there is no record on file for you in California. BO

@Albertokang, where could i buy a Fish Taco at the Festival of @SITG, BO

So there you go,

Anyone, even the President can just copy and paste those into the @BarackObama Twitter account and send them

The SOTU adress to the 112th Congress - Alberto Kang Response

The 44the President of the United States
State of the Union Speech 2011
to the
112th CongressSo the State of our Union is "Strong"
And like really was there any other word the President could have used?
Weak
Nimble
So-So
agile
lax
Could the President have used these and would
We the American people have accepted it?
Yes we must
Out build, out educate and out innovate the Chinese
I should know i have lived in China for two years
doing some much needed spy work for
The White House

As i watched our President online give the speech i was reminded
of yes
the countless times my fellow Americans have helped me out of difficult
Situations
How in my hours of need Americans were there to step in.
Never have i felt more proud to be an American

I was a Teacher over in China
and you are right
Teachers are more respected and treated in such a different manner
than the west or like we do in America.

Yet what can i teach my students this year?
How the nation that speaks of
Freedom of Speech
and how great
our Democratic Republic is
Will not help those striving to achieve those goals our country speaks of
Why did you never send
Tom Anderson
Over
So that we could hold
Fake Elections over who would be the
"President"
Of Myspace.com
While in China
So it would have been like, ohhh, no Chinese, this is not a real Election
Its just Fake


There i was in China waiting for my Fellow Americans to arrive and help me
and....
None of them had the secret Passwords or phrases that i had been sending
to
The White House

Oh and Mr President
Where is the meeting in the Visitor Book for
The Future Generation Lobby?
Or can they just check out our
Tweets and MySpace Messages
and Blogs
And Emails once
you say they can be released to the public

As i write this, you know Mr President
that i was Banned and Deported from China
And now i am trying to get a teaching job over here in
Australia

Mind you Mr President i could easily teach some
American Students
Online via Blogs and IM and Facebook and MySpace and YouTube and Twitter
and all that

White House Press Briefing 2010.0714

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I have been a little lax in posting and updating this Blog with the Press Briefings.

Also feel free to search Twitter with #FutureGenLobby for my efforts at Lobbying to Senators and Congress People for a Clean Energy Bill and Financial Reform Bill.

The Big Day Out 2010

Dear Humanity from the Future
and some people maybe from 2010

"Im listening to Alica Keys while i write this"

This Friday and Saturday in Sydney is the Big Day Out Festival.
And i
Alberto Kang will be attending.
Because YOU all know Tom 2.0 Live is unemployed and staying at home doing nothing
after being fired in China from sending rude emails.

Over the last week Google was attacked from within China and Intellectual Property was stolen.
That just makes me laugh as people cry out for China to change its Internet Practices.
As there i was in China writing the
INTERNET PROTOCOLS OF HUMANITY
without any help from the Chinese or Americans

How many people follow these Protocols?
One, i do and will for the rest of my life, and wait till people wish to
HELP and SUPPORT and Contribute to what they think should be in them.

To think for two years i was in China and no one shared my work or writings and after all that time they were deleted by MySpace.com without any warnings.

As i go to the Big Day Out, i will be working in a Food tent
And how many people will walk up to me and call me by the names
Alberto Kang or Tom 2.0 Live?
none, usually after two and half years.

Will i still have fun listening to bands and seeing people wandering around enjoying themselves
YOU BET YA

Could i be doing this right now if i was still in China?
No i could not, i could not even write into this BLOG on BLOGGER as this was one of the sites that was regularly Blocked by the Chinese.

The world is still growing further and further apart.
to stay on top of things you need to have
FACEBOOK, TWITTER, YOUTUBE, MYSPACE,
Yahoo accounts, Gmail acounts, Windows Live accounts.

I still ask the same question, when can we just be people online connected to other people
NO MATTER what social networking platform?

I am slowly starting to feel the same way i once did before all this craziness saving my Life Online the way that i wanted it to be saved.

I now have in place the SYSTEM that i wanted to be able to separate my life into
PG and OVER 18 areas

I know my family and friends still do not understand most of the things that i do online
and that is ok with me as i used to hide everything that was
"Alberto Kang" from them before all this and my life was easier

But they never got to know the true me, the full me, the me that i can be when i am not viewed preconceived notions of what i can or can not do.

I am still only up to Episode 5 on my time in China with
The Alberto Kang Adventures in China

This is my way of leaving my history online the way i want it to be remembered
and will finish off with the moment when i was fired and what
REALLY WAS HAPPENING

Its not that exciting, i was sitting all alone at a computer.

Will i be taking photos of the Big Day Out?
You bet ya, and i will post them wherever i want online
and tag them however the FUCK i want them to be tagged.

Alberto Kang
AGENT of the most secretive kind