Showing posts with label Tom 2.0 Live. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tom 2.0 Live. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Inside the Beast with POTUS

Dear Future Generations of humanity
Once again using my special
Albertko Kang Network of Sources and Contacts
I was able to release this
Transcript from the Conversation Below
Photo Courtesy of White House Flickr Account

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT 8546-71

POTUS:
Hello this this is the President speaking

ALBERTO KANG:
Its me Alberto Kang here

POTUS:
What have you heard about Tom 2.0 Live Making it to America

ALBERTO KANG:
Well i talked to John Stewart and Stephen Colbert and they are not interested

POTUS:
Are you sure, they do know who Tom 2.0 Live is do they not?

ALBERTO KANG:
I told them about the insurmountable Evidence he has against Fox News

POTUS:
So what did they say?


ALBERTO KANG:
They said that Tom 2.0 Live needs to make his own way to the Rally

POTUS:
Thats a bit harsh, have they not read his Blogs?

ALBERTO KANG:
I tried to explain to them but they did not understand

POTUS:
What do you mean

ALBERTO KANG:
They did not know what a Blog was let alone Skype

POTUS:
Yeah i only started learning about Skype the other day

ALBERTO KANG:
Well at least Tom 2.0 Live can watch online with Comedy Central

POTUS:
Yeah you know what would be a good idea, a Live Cross to Tom 2.0 Live

ALBERTO KANG:
Yeah that would be something

Mona Sutphen:
Yeah i would like to see that too Mr President.


END TRANSCRIPT, 

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Inside the Oval Office with POTUS and Jon Favreau

Dear Future Generations
Using Sources that i am unable to disclose at this moment
i was able to gain access to these Transcripts of what the
President and Jon Favreau were talking about in this meeting.

Photo Courtesy of The White House Flickr Account

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT 9458-874
OVAL OFFICE

POTUS: Ok, i want to talk to you about this Rally4Sanity and March to Keep Fear Alive

Jon Favreau:
The what Mr President?

POTUS
: You know the Rally that John Stewart and Stephen Colbert are holding on 10.30.10

Jon Favreau:
Oh yeah that thing, i am too busy to make it i have a job

POTUS
: yeah me too, i will be unable to make it, so i was wondering could you write some things up to send out

Jon Favreau:
I thought you were going to send Tom 2.0 Live to the Rally

POTUS:
Nah the Secret Service keep saying they will not let him in America

Jon Favreau:
Why? What did he do? Did he send some more Rude Emails to American Women?

POTUS
: No, something else, that has the Secret Service worried, they will not even tell me.

Jon Favreau: So what should i write for this rally

POTUS:
something reasonable, sort of well rounded, appealing to the general well minded and balanced Americans out their that have not closed their minds off and are open to change

Jon Favreau:
So what just the usual then?

POTUS:
No, No, it needs to be a bit more, have that extra something

Jon Favreau:
So sort of like the Corination Speech? Or the State of the Union?

POTUS
: Yeah sort of like that, have you seen what Tom 2.0 Live is writing lately?

Jon Favreau:
Are you going to finally give me Acces to the Top Secret Files of his?

POTUS: Yes i think it is time you see some of the stuff he is capable of

Jon Favreau:
So can i borrow from him?

POTUS:
Yeah i am pretty sure he will be ok with it

END TRANSCRIPT























Friday, August 13, 2010

The Prime Minister Call Sign

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Just what is the Call Sign for the
Prime Minister
when he/she are in the Car?

(photo courtesy of Latika M Bourke Political Reporter)

Well All Australians know that when in the Plane the Call Sign is
ENVOY

What many Australians do not know is that currently
the
PM
of Australia is constantly tacked and monitored using the
Patented and copyrighted
Tom 2.0 Live Presidential Communication and Tracking Location System

What? you do not know about that?
oops i think i have said too much.

Well i will never tell what the Current Call Sign for the PM is?
and no its not
RANGA One
that would just be way to obvious and so not
useful as a Call Sign

Plus what happens if Tony Wins what will it be then?
BS One
(thats Budgie Smuggler not Bull Shit)

What if Bob Brown and the Greens Won?
BROWN One
Does that really sound right for a Call Sign?

Oh the Level of Top Secrecy that surrounds the current
Call Sign of the Prime Minister is great.

As most Australians know the Prime Minister is guarded by the

Guards United Yonder Service
or
GUYS
for short

So Secret is the Australian Protection Team that surround the
Prime Minister
that the average
Australian would not be able to name
the Service or even the Director
Unlike the Americans
With their Secret Service and Current Director
Mark Sullivan.





Tuesday, July 27, 2010

The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary (Communist Party)

August 22nd
Parliament House Australia
Press Secretary: Tom 2.0 Live
(Communist Party Win)
(Photo courtesy of Hayden Cooper Political Reporter ABC News)

My Fellow Communist Australians
Welcome to this interesting new idea and fascinating new way for the
Government to interact and listen to the voices of the people and the Press
in a Freely and open way that is
Transparent and Exciting

I Tom 2.0 Live am your new Press Secretary

We here at new elected representative of the people in government
Led by our proficient and efficient and dedicated and esteemed leader
[insert name here]

If you are wanting to experience this new form of Governmental Interaction
you can log in and
Sign this
Deceleration of Independence of 2010

And if you are so inclined to experience this thrilling new idea of Democracy
you may cast a vote for who you want as the leader
of the
Communist Party
in this
Election for the President of MySpace.com
and as just we would like to keep the firewall of internet supremacy with
the
Internet Protocols of Humanity

My Fellow Comrades lets Celebrate this glorious day by getting drunk and going out and
singing and dancing and drinking and smoking
as that is what we always seem to do.

No more questions that is our statement tell the people, now lets all go get drunk.



The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary (Australian Sex Party)

August 22nd
Parliament House Australia
Press Secretary: Tom 2.0 Live
(Australian Sex Party Win)
(Photo courtesy of Hayden Cooper Political Reporter ABC News)

My Fellow Australians

Good Morning and i would like to welcome you all to the the first ever
Press Briefing with me
Tom 2.0 Live
As your
Press Secretary

We here at the Australian Sex Party with the newly elected
[insert party leader name] Government
would like to thank all the supporters and voters for their mandate by voting for us.

Of course we straight away will be putting in place
The Internet Protocols of Humanity

Because what else would we do but use my writings
the very man that was fired for sending rude material in China
and was Deported for 5 years.

And of course i am so glad i saw all you fuckers out there sign this
The Declaration of Independence 2010

At the Australian Sex Party you all know how strongly we feel about
Democracy so you can bet your fucking ass we all voted in this
The Election of the President of MySpace.com

In the Interest of Openness and Transparency
(and the fact the Chinese already have these documents)
I am here to disclose the Top Secret Tom 2.0 Live Documents

Being the Security Time Check Alpha
Communication Break Down
and
The Tom 2.0 Live Network
and of course
The Tom 2.0 Live Communication and Presidential Recording System

I will now take your Questions...
And have you seen the Emails that got me fired from my last job?







Monday, July 26, 2010

The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary (Greens Version)

August 22nd
Parliament House Australia
Press Secretary: Tom 2.0 Live
(Greens Party Win)

(Photo courtesy of Hayden Cooper Political Reporter ABC News)

My Fellow Australians

I would like to introduce you to the first ever Press Briefing
of the newly elected
Brown Government
Not quite Green but Green enough.

My name is Tom 2.0 Live and i will be your Press Secretary

Personally fuck man we are so thankful you voted for us
really we didn't think anyone knew we existed

And Fuck man just to be considered was an Honor but to Vote us in
Thanks Everyone for the support.

And so glad we all decided to Sign this
Deceleration of Independence of 2010.

And dam man so glad we all showed our democratic right and privalage to Vote
in the first ever
Election for the President of MySpace.com

and yes we will all be glad to see these
Internet Protocols of Humanity
Implemented as soon as possible for the
Safety and Security of our nation.

Now who is over the shock that we were voted in and has a real question to ask?




The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary (Liberal Version)

August 22nd
Parliament House Australia
Press Secretary: Tom 2.0 Live
(Liberal Party Win)
(Photo courtesy of Hayden Cooper Political Reporter ABC News)

My Fellow Australians
Welcome to this new idea of a Press Briefing with me
Tom 2.0 Live
as your
Press Secretary

Can i just say there is so much typing in this job hope i do ok.

We here at the Abbott Government would like to welcome you all to the
New Press Room

From now on Daily and Hourly and Well when ever you want
we will have
Live Broadcasts

The Coalition would like to thank the Australians that
Decided to Stand up for Real Action and
Sign this
Deceleration of Independence 2010

And of course thank you all for your votes in
The Election of the President of MySpace.com

As you know there will be no Internet Filter and we have decided to
Implement
The Internet Protocols of Humanity

I would also like to point out that no i do not know any of these people
And i do not class them as my Friend as i sent messages to them
and they have not replied
Message to Celebrities

I will take your Questions now


The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary (Labor Version)


August 22nd
Parliament House Australia
Press Secretary: Tom 2.0 Live
(Labor Party Win)

(Photo courtesy of Hayden Cooper Political Reporter ABC News)

My Fellow Australians
I would like to welcome you here to the first ever Press Briefing with
a
Press Secretary
me
Tom 2.0 live


Here are some opening remarks and then i will take your questions.

The election was a long and difficult race, it was tough and yes
it did come down to that photo finish

The Gillard Government would like to thank all those that helped and worked
tirelessly throughout the campaign.

We are glad Australians could Move Forward and sign
The Declaration of Independence of 2010

As i am sure you can all see
The Official Labor Space on MySpace.com Account signed that.

And i would like to thank all the helpful Labor Supporters that voted in
The Election for the President of MySpace.com

And as of today the
Internet Protocols of Humanity
will be followed by all Australians
negating the need for an Internet Filter

Ok, i will take your Questions now...

Saturday, July 24, 2010

The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary


August 22nd 2010.
Parliament House
Press Briefing
Press Secretary : Tom 2.0 Live(photo courtesy of Latika M Bourke Political Reporter)

My Fellow Australians
I would like to welcome you here to this the first ever
Press Briefing from the first ever Press Secretary of
Australia
Me
Tom 2.0 Live

As such i was too bored and lazy to come up with my own
National Security System so
Lets just copy the United States of America and use
Barack Obama's

In the interest of Openness and Transparency with the newly elected
[insert political party here]
and the undertaking of the
Web 2.0 Government Inititives
My time in China has been posted online
For an Eternity for all Australians to see

(i sort of made them into a TV Show like Blog Form)
Season One
Season Two
Season Three

However yes there are things of my life that are Classified as
TOP SECRET
and
SECRET
and even at times
CONFIDENTIAL

so do not be surprised if that's what i answer with and then give you no more details.

Yep in the interest of National Security i will lie to the Australian people at times.

I would like to thank the newly elected Prime Minster
[insert winner of election here]

And for being able to Move Forward and Stand up for Real Action and
Sign this
Deceleration fo Independence 2010

And as i voted for them it was so good they voted for me in the
Election of the President of MySpace.com

I am pleased the Australian people all decided to come to some
Compromise and agreement
and implement these
Internet Protocols of Humanity

As for today's business i will take some questions
ahhh
Who should i call on first?
If only i knew the names of reporters?
If only they would email me at
albertokang@gmail.com
so i can check you are who you say you are


Monday, May 17, 2010

The Downfall of America

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Yes as you know i predicted the Downfall of America

Here it is The Alberto Kang Prophecy American Nation Edition

really by now you should all know that i am just
Tom 2.0 Live

Writing into my Over 18 Digital Accounts and Profiles.

Whats true whats not true really depends on the time of the information you know about me.

As you know i often get in trouble for what i write
and right now many people in the world think i am crazy
So most of the time i try to give them evidence of that crazyness

However right now i am just more pissed of with the world

Recently a young woman died because she met some people she befriended on Facebook

And yet here i am with the information to educate people on the dangers of
Social Networking Profiles and Accounts and no one will
Communicate with me correctly after all this time.

Americans always bitch and moan and say how great there fucking country and
Democracy is yet still they do not get out and Vote

Three years i have been writing and sending emails and messages to people around the world
And to this day i still never know fully if my messages ever make it as some people do not reply
or leave comments on the Blogs

I send information to people and they still can not understand
What is important information that belongs to teh world because it was meant to be for the
Benefit of all Humanity.

Though i still wonder why Americans should be put in that Classification as to this date
They still have done nothing to help me and have only ever done things that have made my life
more difficult.

Here i am on the pursuit of Liberty and Justice for all and Happiness
And all they ever do is stop it
And prevent it from happening.


There i am in class and teaching schools and still i can not fully explain and teach things
as i still do not fully understand some things
Why the Fuck has it taken Tom Anderson so long to arrive and stand beside me and have a photo taken?

Not that any of my stupid ass students know who i am
No one has called me by any of the stupid names i use to label and store my
Life online for an eternity

Like how the fuck do people not know my age?
Its like the most publicized thing about me online

For two years i had my Passport uploaded to my MySpace profile
For three years i have sent invites to well just about anyone in the world
To celebrate my birthday and still no one does it right

Like really when the fuck do i start getting the things i want in my life.
Rather than the things people think i need

I am the man that discovered that Tom Anderson is not a real person
It is a Computer System that the American Government use to
Monitor and Spy on people around the world

And well i took over control and the running and operating of the system
and upgraded the system and handed control back to the stupid dumb president

So far he still has not taken control by posting a comment on
Tom 2.0 Live Public Profile

Is it really that much to expect that if Barack Obama does post a comment
That it Actual be from him and a personal real message and not some stupid ass
"Thanks for the add"

Yes people of the world
its
2010.0517

And this is the end of the world
I should know i am the person that is sent here to tell you
Wait, the real world?
Or the digital World?
Stupid ass people that are not really people that are using social networking profiles
To spam and phise and all that fucked up stuff.

How do i know this is the end of the world?
People still do not understand fully capable of what i am able to do in this world
and Employee me for all my skills

Will i actually have any ability to do anything to destroy profiles to millions and millions of people in the world?
No
I just delete the ones from my accounts
and try to tell people that they should do that to
Not all, just the ones that are not real people that you communicate to in real life.

I have been saying this for three years now and still the message is not getting through to people.

If people followed the Protocols and Rules that i use and live by
No one should die like the poor girl did recently in Australia

And here i am unable to speak









Tuesday, January 19, 2010

The Big Day Out 2010

Dear Humanity from the Future
and some people maybe from 2010

"Im listening to Alica Keys while i write this"

This Friday and Saturday in Sydney is the Big Day Out Festival.
And i
Alberto Kang will be attending.
Because YOU all know Tom 2.0 Live is unemployed and staying at home doing nothing
after being fired in China from sending rude emails.

Over the last week Google was attacked from within China and Intellectual Property was stolen.
That just makes me laugh as people cry out for China to change its Internet Practices.
As there i was in China writing the
INTERNET PROTOCOLS OF HUMANITY
without any help from the Chinese or Americans

How many people follow these Protocols?
One, i do and will for the rest of my life, and wait till people wish to
HELP and SUPPORT and Contribute to what they think should be in them.

To think for two years i was in China and no one shared my work or writings and after all that time they were deleted by MySpace.com without any warnings.

As i go to the Big Day Out, i will be working in a Food tent
And how many people will walk up to me and call me by the names
Alberto Kang or Tom 2.0 Live?
none, usually after two and half years.

Will i still have fun listening to bands and seeing people wandering around enjoying themselves
YOU BET YA

Could i be doing this right now if i was still in China?
No i could not, i could not even write into this BLOG on BLOGGER as this was one of the sites that was regularly Blocked by the Chinese.

The world is still growing further and further apart.
to stay on top of things you need to have
FACEBOOK, TWITTER, YOUTUBE, MYSPACE,
Yahoo accounts, Gmail acounts, Windows Live accounts.

I still ask the same question, when can we just be people online connected to other people
NO MATTER what social networking platform?

I am slowly starting to feel the same way i once did before all this craziness saving my Life Online the way that i wanted it to be saved.

I now have in place the SYSTEM that i wanted to be able to separate my life into
PG and OVER 18 areas

I know my family and friends still do not understand most of the things that i do online
and that is ok with me as i used to hide everything that was
"Alberto Kang" from them before all this and my life was easier

But they never got to know the true me, the full me, the me that i can be when i am not viewed preconceived notions of what i can or can not do.

I am still only up to Episode 5 on my time in China with
The Alberto Kang Adventures in China

This is my way of leaving my history online the way i want it to be remembered
and will finish off with the moment when i was fired and what
REALLY WAS HAPPENING

Its not that exciting, i was sitting all alone at a computer.

Will i be taking photos of the Big Day Out?
You bet ya, and i will post them wherever i want online
and tag them however the FUCK i want them to be tagged.

Alberto Kang
AGENT of the most secretive kind



Saturday, January 16, 2010

The Haiti Earthquake - 2010

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
and perhaps some people
Living in
2010

As most people in the world today know there was an earthquake in Haiti.

The worlds response to this makes me WANT to believe again in
HUMANITY

That even when things are bad and grave, people will chip in to help each other out.

What i think should be noted is the large amount of natural disasters that have been taking place over the last decade or so.

the 2004 Tsunami in Thailand
The 2007 Earthquake in China
Hurricane Katrina
and many more.


Are these ways of the earth telling us to CHANGE?
Are these ways of saying these are areas not to live in?
Are these just natural occurrences of a system so vast and great that we
HUMANS
are unable to fully comprehend

What i do like out of this is the LIVE SATELLITE images that are being made available so quickly to the public after the event
so that we can all have
INSTANT DIGITAL LIVE SATELLITE COVERAGE FEEDBACK
of the Earth that we live on.
Something i have been wanting and trying to get for years now.
just me, one man all alone sitting at a computer.

One day my dream may just come true.
A world where we are able to log on to the
INTERNET
and see the ACTUAL WORLD we live on
Via Live Satellite Coverage
not just fake digital worlds, or Virtual Worlds .

One day, i hope and i dream.

There are people that are dead in Haiti and there are people that are dying.
There are those around the world fighting in Wars and there are
Those around the world just fighting

I wrote this once in a blog on Myspace.com over the last two years, but it was deleted by Myspace.com.

The easiest way for PEACE is simply for people to but down their weapons.

I hope in these coming days the food and clothing and resources that the people of
Haiti NEED so desperately arrive there in time.

Will people in 2010 read this BLOG?
I dont know and i never care anymore, these are mainly written for
FUTURE GENERATIONS OF HUMANITY
as i am
Tom 2.0 Live
and i am sitting all alone

Why should i write to people living in 2010?
No one shares my writing like i asked and wanted and needed in 2007,2008,2009.
And because of that lots of my writing were lost on Myspace.com
when Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe deleted my accounts.

This is why i write so many things
ALL OVER THE INTERNET
using different accounts and profiles
so that there is BACK UPS of the information i write to you
FUTURE GENERATIONS OF HUMANITY
As no one in 2010 cares what i have to say or do.
Even though i was in China for two years and never got in trouble for what i wrote online
yet was fired for the same messages when i sent them to
AMERICANS

Will any of my students see this?
I doubt it
Do i care anymore?
No i do not.


Friday, January 8, 2010

Daily Action Report - for POTUS

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
The Following is a
DAILY ACTION REPORT
for
Alberto Kang

I woke up this morning feeling pretty low, that after two years of writing stuff all over the
INTERNET
still no one knows who i am or what i am about.

So i did what i always do when i feel sad or bored.

WRITE SOME CRAZY MESSAGES TO STUPID DUMB AMERICANS

So where did i start?
The FBI

I sent them a Tom 2.0 Live Action Drill

I would like to tell you the details of the message but according to
EXECUTIVE ORDERS by POTUS

That information is Classified as
TOP SECRET

Of course why stop at the FBI
when there are bigger Agencies to Write to
Like the
NSA

Just where did i send the email to at the NSA?
TOP SECRET

What does the NSA do with a TOM 2.0 LIVE message?

And finally i found an email for the
Department of Energy (DOE)

Will Stephen Chu get that TOP SECRET message and CLASSIFY it correctly?

Of course i then Contacted The White House
To inform them of my actions.

And still i am not in trouble?
Unlike when i sent crazy messages in China to Americans and they Dobbed on me
and i got fired?
Go figure.

I also Tweeted the updates as i sent the messages from my
Alberto Kang Twitter

What does 2010 entail for me?
Sending more random crazy messages to Americans
So they can practice
Tom 2.0 Live Drills

Alberto Kang
SPECIAL AGENT

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

The STUPIDITY OF AMERICA

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

How fucking DUMB and STUPID do these wankers and
fuckwits of the world in America need to be?

I have been sending them fucking information for the last two years

Using all sorts of names and they still can not fucking find me.
What all because i never had my face uploaded to MySpace.com?
Because for two years i never had my real life name?

How ELSE do they think the NEW EXECUTIVE ORDERS where created

I have sent information to the DHS
to the FBI
to the SECRET SERVICE
even to the
White House

How is it that no one in the world understands the idea of a
Tom 2.0 Live Action Drill

Where up until now it was to follow the live typing of this man at certain times.

NOW IT IS THE SAME
Plus
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAN UP TO?
How does he plan to assassinate the President for the
FAKE DIGITAL SCENARIO
That will be run by the whole world in an effort to
Test the new WATCH LIST SYSTEM for Terrorist

Tom 2.0 Live is meant to be entered in Databases around the world as
A Terrorist
as in real life i am just a school teacher

However FUCKERS around the world do not understand
IF EN VOLES THE WORLD KNOWING WHAT I AM DOING AT CERTAIN TIMES

Those times are Saturday Nights

Where given the right ENVIRONMENT and the right conditions
Tom 2.0 Live(over 18) Action Drills can be sent around the world

This is so we people and governments of the world can practice how to respond
in light of gaining information about a terrorist plot

Who do we send that info to?
Can you get a photo of the Terrorist with out alerting him?
Where to you send it?
What should a News Alert look Like?
What Social Networking Sites should you add to keep up to date?

I can not believe my life is back where i started from in March 2007
When i first entered MySpace.com
and typed the same way that got me fired in CHINA

OVER 18
Rude and swearing and talking about sex and my
PLANS TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT
Blow up THE CAPITOL
Have my EVIL GENIUS PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
and rid the world of spam and hand it back to everyone
take place.

This is an example of how fucked up the world we live today
of 2010 is future Generations of humanity
as should i be here all alone at home

or should i be flying around the world trying to board planes to America
to test the new Watch list system?




Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Vice President Manison

Yes Hello People of the World.

Here at the MySpace 2.0 Mansion We have a strict party and fun routine.

Each Day i have a personal Cook prepare my breakfast

Then my Driver takes me on a tour of the city to soak in the sights.

After that i Hand out all the Presents and Gifts that
Companies have donated to me
As you know i Am the
Vice President of MySpace.com Right?

Here is the picture of me and the President together.

[insert picture here]


Becuase its not like

I AM SOMEONE THAT I STILL SITTING ALL ALONE WAITING TO MEET
THIS MAN

OR SEE DIGITAL EVIDENCE THAT IT IS HIM CONTROLLING HIS ACCOUNT

If that WERE TRUE

that would sort of be like living in
HELL.

YES 2007, 2008, 2009.

MY LIFE IS HELL.

As no one believes me when i say i need to see
EVIDENCE OF TOM ANDERSON BEING THE MAN CONTROLLING THAT PROFILE.

My name i Luke
a derivitie of
LUCIFER

So yeah here is HELL ON EARTH TODAY

When A man has
ASKED FOR THE CORRECT EVIDENCE TO BE SHOWN TO HIM TO STOP HIM BEING ANGRY.

WHEN A MAN HAS TYPED SO MANY TIMES INTO A COMPUTER
THAT HE WANTS EVIDENCE THAT TOM ANDERSON IS THE MAN
STILL CONTROLLING HIS PROFILE.

THIS IS WHY THE WORLD CAN GO FUCK ITSELF

And Future Generations can know the Truth of what is like to live my life

As i created and am creating a
DIGITAL HOLOGRAPHIC RECREATION OF MY LIFE


YET NO PEOPLE INT HE WORLD WANT TO HELP

AS THERE NEEDS TO BE CORRECT WAYS TO UPLOAD PHOTOS OF ME'
TO THE INTERENT

AS TAGGED AS

Tom 2.0 Live and Alberto Kang

As they are

BOTH ME OVER TEH INTERTNE

ONE BEING PG RATING
ONE BEING OVER 18

AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK I GOT FIRED FOR?

WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO
BLOW SOMETHING THE FUCK UP
SHOOT SOMEONE
HARM SOMEONE

HOW MUCH PATIENTS CAN ONE MAN TAKE?

HOW MUCH BULLSHIT CAN I HANDLE THAT PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME?



THESE VALIUM ARE NOT FUCKING WORKING

I NEED A PHOTO OF TOM ANDERSON AND ME TAKEN
AND UPLOADED TO
http://www.myspace.com/tom2_0live

WHY WILL NO ONE IN THE WORLD UNDERSTAND

And Help me and Support the way i asked

AND NOT THE WAY YOU ALL CHOOSE MY LIFE TO BE





Friday, October 9, 2009

The White Slave to the Black Master




And so orders where delivered upon our unsuspecting
White Slave
of the
First Black President of The United Sates of America (the 44th i believe)

Yes we here at Myspace 2.0 Live to give a full service to pleasure the
President of the United States.

How to i exercise these freedoms of delusion and illusion of a profusion?

SCENARIOS? PRETEND DIGITAL SENARIONS.

Oh they are so cool, where only i know whats going on becuase well.

I am writing the rules as i go along for the new and improved
Tom 2.0 Live Digital history Recording system for Presidents of All humanity for All an Eternity.

Dam so they are giving you input right?

Dont you have some cool Tom 2.0 Live Blackberry? Is that still not working?

And hey? are you still harping on about Tom Anderson arriving with an Apple Iphone for You?

An i leaching fake digital love and emotion to just fuck with the system of the world and screw around with the fabric of time and space over my place and races of nations and stations of distant plantations.

We the people, all people men women, children black white red green blue orange and purple, ginger, and hot pink with yellow stripes, we accept you all here at the great

52nd DIGITAL STATE OF AMERICA.

Lukes Profiles of Humanity.



Do you know how to communicat with him correcty?

Do you know how to ENGANGE with a BORG ENCOUNTER or a FUTURE EVENT?


How and what does he type and why does he send so many weird emails, he is just
a guy all alone at a computer
horny so whats the big deal?
or Angry at the world for not helping him meet Tom Anderson

Was China cencoring the interent? and there was no porn for me to watch?

(wait then what was that Bisexual Porn the Shangai Police Confiscated on teh way out?)

So would love to find out what officer took that home and who is watching it now.
I did Tick on the box when i entered the country
"Are you bringing in material that may be detreimental the to culture of china?"

I said yes as how do i know what they considered detrimental.

And any way my porn was better than what you could buy on the streets for cheap as well.

What were my obamatron orders? none, i make them up. I think

What would Obama Want (sorry Do) you know was there not some campaign once that he is the messiah or something like that

Wait can i be the guy that predicted you? wait i did? i sent messages to him back in April 2007.






Did they get to him? Who knows and who cares? i keep sending my weird crazy ideas to the white house and obama and crazy ways for fun so they can sift through what is crap and what may work.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

The Tom 2.0 Live Show in China


As i will be in China next year and most things are Denied access to the internet, like this Blogger, however they still allow me access to my MYSpace.

http://www.myspace.com/albertokang

I will update the blogs on here and only those blogs i will not add any new blogs.

FUTURE GENERATIONS OF HUMANITY

need to know the truth of how long it took Humanity to help one man
sitting all alone at a computer doing this...