Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Inside the Oval Office with POTUS and Jon Favreau

Dear Future Generations
Using Sources that i am unable to disclose at this moment
i was able to gain access to these Transcripts of what the
President and Jon Favreau were talking about in this meeting.

Photo Courtesy of The White House Flickr Account

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT 9458-874
OVAL OFFICE

POTUS: Ok, i want to talk to you about this Rally4Sanity and March to Keep Fear Alive

Jon Favreau:
The what Mr President?

POTUS
: You know the Rally that John Stewart and Stephen Colbert are holding on 10.30.10

Jon Favreau:
Oh yeah that thing, i am too busy to make it i have a job

POTUS
: yeah me too, i will be unable to make it, so i was wondering could you write some things up to send out

Jon Favreau:
I thought you were going to send Tom 2.0 Live to the Rally

POTUS:
Nah the Secret Service keep saying they will not let him in America

Jon Favreau:
Why? What did he do? Did he send some more Rude Emails to American Women?

POTUS
: No, something else, that has the Secret Service worried, they will not even tell me.

Jon Favreau: So what should i write for this rally

POTUS:
something reasonable, sort of well rounded, appealing to the general well minded and balanced Americans out their that have not closed their minds off and are open to change

Jon Favreau:
So what just the usual then?

POTUS:
No, No, it needs to be a bit more, have that extra something

Jon Favreau:
So sort of like the Corination Speech? Or the State of the Union?

POTUS
: Yeah sort of like that, have you seen what Tom 2.0 Live is writing lately?

Jon Favreau:
Are you going to finally give me Acces to the Top Secret Files of his?

POTUS: Yes i think it is time you see some of the stuff he is capable of

Jon Favreau:
So can i borrow from him?

POTUS:
Yeah i am pretty sure he will be ok with it

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