Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Is this not me in China on the Great Wall?

Is this not me at some festival in Australia

Is this not me meeting Claudi Karvan at another Australian Festival

Yet for the life of me i seem to not be able to meet this man in Person and get a Photo

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

The Death of Privacy

Alberto Kang Facebook Info

And so Tomorrow or soon the Facebook Timeline will be introduced

(however will i hide my messages to The White House?)

Soon all those embarrassing photos from UCLA will be on Facebook for all to see

And who, wait to people find out about what was going on in China

And do not get me started on the things i have seen in other nations around the world

I just wish people could see 

The Future Generation Lobby

and go and "Like" it

And on a total unrelated circumstance

you should read what is being written at

The Alberto Kang Gazette

You know my new Capitalistic Venture is not working out that well

If only there were some American Investors to help out

The President Tweets

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

so as you know i like to think

What would Barack Obama want to tweet to me

at this time

So i thought i would write some so he can just pick and choose

@Albertokang, do some work. BO

@Albertokang, are you sending rude emails again? BO

@Albertokang did you want a meeting for The Future Generation Lobby? BO

@Albertokang i have a comment for your Gazette about a serious internet issue, lets talk BO

@Albertokang are you a person, because there is no record on file for you in California. BO

@Albertokang, where could i buy a Fish Taco at the Festival of @SITG, BO

So there you go,

Anyone, even the President can just copy and paste those into the @BarackObama Twitter account and send them

The American China Relationship - An Alberto Kang Perspective

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As Alberto Kang, an American from California that has spent some time in China
I would like to state for the record that my
Human Rights were Violated.



That is right my rights were violated.
I was violated by the Chinese.

My Freedom to send through Electronic means the word "Sex".

That is right i was banned from China for 5 years for writing that word and emailing it to
another person.

How was i to know that that was against the law?

Plus you should have seen the stuff i had been writing online on MySpace.com.

Or on Skype, or even Blogger or MSN or Gtalk

Wait were are all those Blogs?
Oh wait that is right
Tom Anderson and Chris Dewolfe
Deleted all of them.

Where can i write down online somewhere uncensored

If there is one thing the Chinese should embrace is
Facebook as MySpace is shit right?
All it did was let me send messages to
The White House from within China
And did the Chinese ever know?
Did you?
No Chinese ever told me if they knew what i was doing?

Wait its 2011 where the fuck is Tom Anderson?

Why has he never done anything to help a
School Teacher that all he ever wanted to do was
have a way to hide the way that he writes sometimes online
and be able to store his life online
the way that he wants.

How come my Blogs and Accounts on Myspace.com were deleted?
Where were the warnings?
How come no one followed
The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

Fuck Americans are pretty fucked at helping me in my pursuit of
Life Liberty and Happiness?

I knew i should have turned and joined the
Chinese Communist Party when i was in China
They knew how to Party

Inside the Beast with POTUS

Dear Future Generations of humanity
Once again using my special
Albertko Kang Network of Sources and Contacts
I was able to release this
Transcript from the Conversation Below
Photo Courtesy of White House Flickr Account

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT 8546-71

POTUS: Hello this this is the President speaking

ALBERTO KANG:Its me Alberto Kang here

POTUS: What have you heard about Tom 2.0 Live Making it to America

ALBERTO KANG: Well i talked to John Stewart and Stephen Colbert and they are not interested

POTUS: Are you sure, they do know who Tom 2.0 Live is do they not?

ALBERTO KANG: I told them about the insurmountable Evidence he has against Fox News

POTUS: So what did they say?


ALBERTO KANG: They said that Tom 2.0 Live needs to make his own way to the Rally

POTUS: Thats a bit harsh, have they not read his Blogs?

ALBERTO KANG: I tried to explain to them but they did not understand

POTUS: What do you mean

ALBERTO KANG: They did not know what a Blog was let alone Skype

POTUS: Yeah i only started learning about Skype the other day

ALBERTO KANG: Well at least Tom 2.0 Live can watch online with Comedy Central

POTUS: Yeah you know what would be a good idea, a Live Cross to Tom 2.0 Live

ALBERTO KANG: Yeah that would be something

Mona Sutphen: Yeah i would like to see that too Mr President.


END TRANSCRIPT, 

The Alberto Kang Military Experience

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

We have been Outed by
Stephen Colbert
In the Interest of Openness and Transparency
I am here to disclose that i am
Bisexual
Openly Bisexual
Secretly working in the Military

Who are we?
An Elite Military Group known as
Task Force 121
I Alberto Kang am the Leader of this Elite Gay/Bisexual/Lesbian
Military Task Force.

Recently Colbert outed us on National TV thereby
risking National Security
So i feel perhaps he should go before
Congress and Testify again on
Repealing
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

I would love to be able to tell you all the cool
missions that my Task Force 121 have successfully completed
But that would jeopardize
Operational Security

Yes i am openly Bisexual
Just Check my MySpace Profile or Facebook Profile
It says so.
But alas my serving in the
United States Military
must be kept
SECRET

You can read about my exploits in
The Alberto Kang Adventures in China
Its posted somewhere online for all the world to see.

Lobyist for Future Generations of Humanity

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As you can see here from my
White House
Message
I have completed my assignment of
Lobbying for you.














As you know you are Future Generations of Humanity
And you will know what i have been doing all this time
Lobbying on your behalf to
The White House

Now if only that Face to Face meeting will happen.

Because what possible reason could there be for
Luke Maniskas
The Lobyist for Future Generations of Humanity
from being able to have a Face to Face with the President?

Could it be some of the things i wrote and sent as
Alberto Kang to Secret Service?

Sort of like the things i was sending for two years while i was in China.

Any way as you can see i have represented you well

And Just how offensive is my writing if i could be Deported from China for 5 years?

The Downfall of America

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Yes as you know i predicted the Downfall of America

Here it is The Alberto Kang Prophecy American Nation Edition

really by now you should all know that i am just
Tom 2.0 Live

Writing into my Over 18 Digital Accounts and Profiles.

Whats true whats not true really depends on the time of the information you know about me.

As you know i often get in trouble for what i write
and right now many people in the world think i am crazy
So most of the time i try to give them evidence of that crazyness

However right now i am just more pissed of with the world

Recently a young woman died because she met some people she befriended on Facebook

And yet here i am with the information to educate people on the dangers of
Social Networking Profiles and Accounts and no one will
Communicate with me correctly after all this time.

Americans always bitch and moan and say how great there fucking country and
Democracy is yet still they do not get out and Vote

Three years i have been writing and sending emails and messages to people around the world
And to this day i still never know fully if my messages ever make it as some people do not reply
or leave comments on the Blogs

I send information to people and they still can not understand
What is important information that belongs to teh world because it was meant to be for the
Benefit of all Humanity.

Though i still wonder why Americans should be put in that Classification as to this date
They still have done nothing to help me and have only ever done things that have made my life
more difficult.

Here i am on the pursuit of Liberty and Justice for all and Happiness
And all they ever do is stop it
And prevent it from happening.


There i am in class and teaching schools and still i can not fully explain and teach things
as i still do not fully understand some things
Why the Fuck has it taken Tom Anderson so long to arrive and stand beside me and have a photo taken?

Not that any of my stupid ass students know who i am
No one has called me by any of the stupid names i use to label and store my
Life online for an eternity

Like how the fuck do people not know my age?
Its like the most publicized thing about me online

For two years i had my Passport uploaded to my MySpace profile
For three years i have sent invites to well just about anyone in the world
To celebrate my birthday and still no one does it right

Like really when the fuck do i start getting the things i want in my life.
Rather than the things people think i need

I am the man that discovered that Tom Anderson is not a real person
It is a Computer System that the American Government use to
Monitor and Spy on people around the world

And well i took over control and the running and operating of the system
and upgraded the system and handed control back to the stupid dumb president

So far he still has not taken control by posting a comment on
Tom 2.0 Live Public Profile

Is it really that much to expect that if Barack Obama does post a comment
That it Actual be from him and a personal real message and not some stupid ass
"Thanks for the add"

Yes people of the world
its
2010.0517

And this is the end of the world
I should know i am the person that is sent here to tell you
Wait, the real world?
Or the digital World?
Stupid ass people that are not really people that are using social networking profiles
To spam and phise and all that fucked up stuff.

How do i know this is the end of the world?
People still do not understand fully capable of what i am able to do in this world
and Employee me for all my skills

Will i actually have any ability to do anything to destroy profiles to millions and millions of people in the world?
No
I just delete the ones from my accounts
and try to tell people that they should do that to
Not all, just the ones that are not real people that you communicate to in real life.

I have been saying this for three years now and still the message is not getting through to people.

If people followed the Protocols and Rules that i use and live by
No one should die like the poor girl did recently in Australia

And here i am unable to speak

Nuclear Security Summit Press Briefing

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As you know i was recently on a Holiday from my Protection Detail of Protecting Robert Gibbs, the Press Secretary.

For my AFTER ACTION REPORT TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (CLICK HERE)

Of course the LEVEL of Protection we needed at this Nuclear Summit was extensive, luckily i eased back in to the job like a professional that i am and kept my eyes open for any threats that were directed at Robert Gibbs.

I am always impressed when John Brennan speaks and as an American feel so much more safe and secure that he is there helping to protect out nation against attacks from terrorist groups.

Alberto Kang

The Passing of Health Care Reform from the House

Dear Future Generations of Humanity,
The above video, is of yesterday when POTUS addressed the Democratic Caucus.

He said that they would make history and 24 hours later they did, as the Vote in the House was passed.

And here where the remarks that POTUS had to say, notice how the VP just stood there and did not get to speak.

Press Briefing 2010.0318

Dear Future Generations of Humanity,
Today was a tough day, as you can see from this Press Briefing, Gibbs decided to have it outside. As a Special Agent in his Security Detail, this meant much more work on my part.

Patting down reporters and making sure the area was secure.

I hope he never does this again, so much extra work for my team.

Press Briefing 2010.0316

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I know this post is late but there has been alot to do, with the upcoming trip to Australia and Indonesia. Here is the Press Briefing, once again being a time that i can relax as the person i am protecting is just surrounded by Reporters.

The Details of the Indonesian and Australian trip are shrouded in Mystery and many people are after where and when the President will be at places.

But as i work for the Service of Secrecy as Special Agent Alberto Kang, i am unable to divulge that information and have decided to Withhold posting those details up to the internet.

White House Press Briefing 2010.0312

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Here is the Press Briefing, the one where Press Secretary Robert Gibbs wears a Canadian Jersey

POTUS and I

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Today i had to guard the President when he met some workers, it was a tough day, did POTUS say anything interesting, i was not listening, i was constantly on a state of Alert.

At 5:45 you will see when i received the Tom 2.0 Live Threat to the President
I am standing in the back keeping guard

White House Press Briefing 2010.0304

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
As SPECIAL AGENT in Charge of The Protection Detail of Robert Gibbs it is my great pleasure to share with you one of his briefings.

The Big Day Out 2010

Dear Humanity from the Future
and some people maybe from 2010

"Im listening to Alica Keys while i write this"

This Friday and Saturday in Sydney is the Big Day Out Festival.
And i
Alberto Kang will be attending.
Because YOU all know Tom 2.0 Live is unemployed and staying at home doing nothing
after being fired in China from sending rude emails.

Over the last week Google was attacked from within China and Intellectual Property was stolen.
That just makes me laugh as people cry out for China to change its Internet Practices.
As there i was in China writing the
INTERNET PROTOCOLS OF HUMANITY
without any help from the Chinese or Americans

How many people follow these Protocols?
One, i do and will for the rest of my life, and wait till people wish to
HELP and SUPPORT and Contribute to what they think should be in them.

To think for two years i was in China and no one shared my work or writings and after all that time they were deleted by MySpace.com without any warnings.

As i go to the Big Day Out, i will be working in a Food tent
And how many people will walk up to me and call me by the names
Alberto Kang or Tom 2.0 Live?
none, usually after two and half years.

Will i still have fun listening to bands and seeing people wandering around enjoying themselves
YOU BET YA

Could i be doing this right now if i was still in China?
No i could not, i could not even write into this BLOG on BLOGGER as this was one of the sites that was regularly Blocked by the Chinese.

The world is still growing further and further apart.
to stay on top of things you need to have
FACEBOOK, TWITTER, YOUTUBE, MYSPACE,
Yahoo accounts, Gmail acounts, Windows Live accounts.

I still ask the same question, when can we just be people online connected to other people
NO MATTER what social networking platform?

I am slowly starting to feel the same way i once did before all this craziness saving my Life Online the way that i wanted it to be saved.

I now have in place the SYSTEM that i wanted to be able to separate my life into
PG and OVER 18 areas

I know my family and friends still do not understand most of the things that i do online
and that is ok with me as i used to hide everything that was
"Alberto Kang" from them before all this and my life was easier

But they never got to know the true me, the full me, the me that i can be when i am not viewed preconceived notions of what i can or can not do.

I am still only up to Episode 5 on my time in China with
The Alberto Kang Adventures in China

This is my way of leaving my history online the way i want it to be remembered
and will finish off with the moment when i was fired and what
REALLY WAS HAPPENING

Its not that exciting, i was sitting all alone at a computer.

Will i be taking photos of the Big Day Out?
You bet ya, and i will post them wherever i want online
and tag them however the FUCK i want them to be tagged.

Alberto Kang
AGENT of the most secretive kind

Daily Action Report - for POTUS

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
The Following is a
DAILY ACTION REPORT
for
Alberto Kang

I woke up this morning feeling pretty low, that after two years of writing stuff all over the
INTERNET
still no one knows who i am or what i am about.

So i did what i always do when i feel sad or bored.

WRITE SOME CRAZY MESSAGES TO STUPID DUMB AMERICANS

So where did i start?
The FBI

I sent them a Tom 2.0 Live Action Drill

I would like to tell you the details of the message but according to
EXECUTIVE ORDERS by POTUS

That information is Classified as
TOP SECRET

Of course why stop at the FBI
when there are bigger Agencies to Write to
Like the
NSA

Just where did i send the email to at the NSA?
TOP SECRET

What does the NSA do with a TOM 2.0 LIVE message?

And finally i found an email for the
Department of Energy (DOE)

Will Stephen Chu get that TOP SECRET message and CLASSIFY it correctly?

Of course i then Contacted The White House
To inform them of my actions.

And still i am not in trouble?
Unlike when i sent crazy messages in China to Americans and they Dobbed on me
and i got fired?
Go figure.

I also Tweeted the updates as i sent the messages from my
Alberto Kang Twitter

What does 2010 entail for me?
Sending more random crazy messages to Americans
So they can practice
Tom 2.0 Live Drills

Alberto Kang
SPECIAL AGENT

NEW EXECUTIVE ORDERS

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As per the New Executive orders from POTUS

Some people are wondering how to classify the information they receive from this
ACTUAL HUMAN MAN TYPING ALL ALONE

Should it be Tom 2.0 Live TOP SECRET or just SECRET or does it fall into CONFIDENTIAL

Or is it
Alberto Kang TOP SECRET or SECRET or CONFIDENTIAL?

Whats the Difference?

IF only there was some email accounts that i could send information from to
HIGHLIGHT what information is what
Wait there is but no one wants to follow my instructions of moving their contact details.

ALL CONTACTS need to go through
tom2.0@live.co.uk

From there i can work out who belongs to what Email account
Yet it is 2010.0103 and no one wants to do this correctly

How else can i tell people what my plans are to assassinate the president?
Blow up the capitol.
Destroy the Pentagon
and bring the nation of America to its knees

Co15 copenhagen - What will be achieved?

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

What did we achieve with Co15 Copenhagen?
It is 2009.1209
The Conference is under way and world leaders are meeting.

There is a will and a desire from the people of the world to achieve something
but will it be possible with so many countries?

Each country has different levels of Production and Population
Cultures and lifestyles vary from region to region.


Skeptics are out and about still denying that there is any need for action.

Will a general consensus be reached at this meeting.
No i don't think so, but i would love to be proven wrong.

There is so much talk these days and so little ACTION.

We the people of the world need to move into action and reduce our own personal
use of electricity.

There is now a DEMAND for products that run more efficient and produce less waste.
The Market economy should soon be filling that DEMAND with the SUPPLY
for the products.

Oil and Coal, humanity has relied on these two for so long.

What would i wish to see come out of this meeting.

A sharing of technology for the use of renewable resources so that over time our
reliance on Coal or non- Renewable energy sources is reduced.
Perhaps a better network that scientist can share their findings.

A Governing or Ruling Agreement that binds all countries to at least a minimum in reduction
then higher levels of reduction for the countries producing more Co2 omissions

This is the only Earth that we have.

We need to look after her as when we do she will look after us.

We humanity in this day an age forget that we rose up from living off the land
and we still do need to live off the land

The earth is what provides us so we should make sure she can keep providing us.

Should this be done in the harm of businesses? No.
Our economies need to be able to still flourish during these times of change.
World leaders have one big BALANCING act to work out.
I hope we have chosen the right leaders at this time of need.

The White Slave to the Black Master

And so orders where delivered upon our unsuspecting
White Slave
of the
First Black President of The United Sates of America (the 44th i believe)

Yes we here at Myspace 2.0 Live to give a full service to pleasure the
President of the United States.

How to i exercise these freedoms of delusion and illusion of a profusion?

SCENARIOS? PRETEND DIGITAL SENARIONS.

Oh they are so cool, where only i know whats going on becuase well.

I am writing the rules as i go along for the new and improved
Tom 2.0 Live Digital history Recording system for Presidents of All humanity for All an Eternity.

Dam so they are giving you input right?

Dont you have some cool Tom 2.0 Live Blackberry? Is that still not working?

And hey? are you still harping on about Tom Anderson arriving with an Apple Iphone for You?

An i leaching fake digital love and emotion to just fuck with the system of the world and screw around with the fabric of time and space over my place and races of nations and stations of distant plantations.

We the people, all people men women, children black white red green blue orange and purple, ginger, and hot pink with yellow stripes, we accept you all here at the great

52nd DIGITAL STATE OF AMERICA.

Lukes Profiles of Humanity.



Do you know how to communicat with him correcty?

Do you know how to ENGANGE with a BORG ENCOUNTER or a FUTURE EVENT?


How and what does he type and why does he send so many weird emails, he is just
a guy all alone at a computer
horny so whats the big deal?
or Angry at the world for not helping him meet Tom Anderson

Was China cencoring the interent? and there was no porn for me to watch?

(wait then what was that Bisexual Porn the Shangai Police Confiscated on teh way out?)

So would love to find out what officer took that home and who is watching it now.
I did Tick on the box when i entered the country
"Are you bringing in material that may be detreimental the to culture of china?"

I said yes as how do i know what they considered detrimental.

And any way my porn was better than what you could buy on the streets for cheap as well.

What were my obamatron orders? none, i make them up. I think

What would Obama Want (sorry Do) you know was there not some campaign once that he is the messiah or something like that

Wait can i be the guy that predicted you? wait i did? i sent messages to him back in April 2007.






Did they get to him? Who knows and who cares? i keep sending my weird crazy ideas to the white house and obama and crazy ways for fun so they can sift through what is crap and what may work.