Inauguration 2013

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I have not felt the need to write into this Blog for some time now.

Though does have a "18+ Warning" for when entering the site, so people have been warned

Working at +The White House can often be quite tiring

So people out there if you are planning on going to Inauguration 2013

Please make sure you read this from

The Secret Service

http://www.secretservice.gov/presidential_inaugural.shtml

I personally will be at home watching +Barack Obama be sworn in on TV.

Last time Obama was sworn in  i was in China in 2009 and well it was quite something

Unfortunately Mitt Romeny did not win, and i agreed with his ideas about

Self Deportation, and got a head start and left the country.

Now i find myself stuck in some land of OZ that is on Fire and burning.

So no, i was not able to be there to Photograph the President and say where i was

when he was sworn in

Though i did get this cool photo of the Obama Doll

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I have never met the President

Though he is planned to arrive in Sydney in November 

So you never do know

2 years ago something happened in China that not many people know about

and so  i choose not to enlighten people about what was really going on over the internet.

Right now the Australian Government is trying to bring in a Committee or some form of 

Inquiry 

About the Media.

Well i wonder if The Alberto Kang Gazette gets a mention?

President Obama to Visit Australia (3rd time is the charm)

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

So once again here we go

The 44th President of the United States

one

Barack Obama

[note to self: link to Google + account in the future]

Has promised that he will be on his way to Australia in November

After one of those Important Regional Meetings taking place in

Hawaii

I for one will not believe it to be true until i see

Air Force One

arrive in Australia

And then where will RENEGADE go from there?

(I loved that show with Lorenzo Lamas)

Who will he meet?

What Hotel will he stay in?

What restaurant will he eat at?

Who will he Tweet while in the country?

Will he hand out any Orders while in the country?

Will he address Parliament?

Will he play any Basketball or Golf?

Will he update his Facebook Status as "In OZ"?

Who will the Secret Service View as a Threat?

Will The Vice President be on the Trip?

Will he go to Canberra?

Will he visit Brisbane?

Will he take a ride to the Top End like Oprah and go to Ularu or Darwin?

Will he scoot over to Western Australia and stop in at Perth?

Or will he go to the City of Churches, Adelaide?

What TV Shows will Obama go on?

Will he talk to any reporters from The Tom 2.0 live Chronicle?

Will he sit down and talk about

The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

With the Author and Creator?

The President and Prime Minister

Dear Future Generations of Humanity, look what two people met today in Washington








And here in the School taking Questions

The SOTU adress to the 112th Congress - Alberto Kang Response

The 44the President of the United States
State of the Union Speech 2011
to the
112th CongressSo the State of our Union is "Strong"
And like really was there any other word the President could have used?
Weak
Nimble
So-So
agile
lax
Could the President have used these and would
We the American people have accepted it?
Yes we must
Out build, out educate and out innovate the Chinese
I should know i have lived in China for two years
doing some much needed spy work for
The White House

As i watched our President online give the speech i was reminded
of yes
the countless times my fellow Americans have helped me out of difficult
Situations
How in my hours of need Americans were there to step in.
Never have i felt more proud to be an American

I was a Teacher over in China
and you are right
Teachers are more respected and treated in such a different manner
than the west or like we do in America.

Yet what can i teach my students this year?
How the nation that speaks of
Freedom of Speech
and how great
our Democratic Republic is
Will not help those striving to achieve those goals our country speaks of
Why did you never send
Tom Anderson
Over
So that we could hold
Fake Elections over who would be the
"President"
Of Myspace.com
While in China
So it would have been like, ohhh, no Chinese, this is not a real Election
Its just Fake


There i was in China waiting for my Fellow Americans to arrive and help me
and....
None of them had the secret Passwords or phrases that i had been sending
to
The White House

Oh and Mr President
Where is the meeting in the Visitor Book for
The Future Generation Lobby?
Or can they just check out our
Tweets and MySpace Messages
and Blogs
And Emails once
you say they can be released to the public

As i write this, you know Mr President
that i was Banned and Deported from China
And now i am trying to get a teaching job over here in
Australia

Mind you Mr President i could easily teach some
American Students
Online via Blogs and IM and Facebook and MySpace and YouTube and Twitter
and all that

The State of the Union of the 112th Congress 2011

Inside the Situation room of the White House

WHITEHOUSE SITUATION ROOM TRANSCRIPT


ALBERTO KANG: Hello Mr President, i am here to brief you on the Tom 2.0 Live Situation

PRESIDENT: What Situation?

ALBERTO KANG: The one where he was fired in China for sending Sexually Explicit Emails to an American, i thought you were briefed on the situation?

PRESIDENT: oh yeah i sort of vaguely remember something about that

ALBERTO KANG: Well he is sending crazy emails to the White House again, what should we do?

PRESIDENT: Follow the Protocols

ALBERTO KANG: we have been doing that but they still will not stop?

PRESIDENT: I don't know, get a photo of him and Tom Anderson together and upload it to the net, like he has been saying for three years.

ALBERTO KANG: But where is Tom Anderson?

PRESIDENT: Find him, i thought you were the Vice President of MySpace?

ALBERTO KANG: Your not seriously thinking of making Tom 2.0 Live your Cheif of Staff?

PRESIDENT: I might be

ALBERTO KANG: but sir you can not, the Secret Service will have something to say about that.

PRESIDENT:They work for me

ALBERTO KANG: So you did get Tom 2.0 Live Fired in China?

PRESIDENT:No that was the Republicans

ALBERTO KANG:Should we bring Tom 2.0 Live over to Washington?

PRESIDENT: i am not sure about that

ALBERTO KANG: Perhaps John Stewart and Stephen Colbert could help out

PRESIDENT: That is a good idea. let me think about it.

Photo Courtesy of The White House Flickr Account

Press Briefing 2010.0520 and West Wing Week

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the Press Briefing.


Here is the wrap up of all events in the West Wing.

Nuclear Security Summit: Presidential Press Briefing

Here is the Opening remarks by President Barack Obama



Following the meeting there was a Press Conference with President Barack Obama
Here is that Briefing

President Obama's Suprise Vist to Afghanistan

Dear Future Generation of Humanity
As you can see we here at the Secret Service were so good that we are able to get POTUS into a country without people knowing where he will be, thereby ensuring his safety and security.

Press Preifing on START Nuclear Treaty

Dear Future Generations of Humanity
About time we START something, cause of course you can now say it is a START.
The STrategic Arms Reduction Treaty or START.

Yes people a great day can be said to all that Nuclear Reduction is under way as well how many countries in the world do need to have the ability to blow the world up and end all civilization

ALL, what do you reckon, lets give each country one Nuclear missile and say here you are at any time you may choose to blow up the world, just first take this sedative and if in 1 hour you still feel there is a need to blow up the world.

But wait what about those countries that well, you can just see some crazy militia group or disorganized military setting it off early or losing the ability to control the COMMAND and CONTROL of their Nuclear Missile refinements.

The Threat of Nations starting the end of the world, is gone, what we have now is threats from Nuclear material and Terrorist and individual insane people that just are really determined to cause harm or terrorize the world.

As Special Agent in Charge of Robert Gibbs Security Detail, it was a great day to be standing there, just off camera in the James S Brady Press Room.

As i stared out across the sea of Reporters i was reminded just how stupid and dumb most of them are as they have never asked a question to Robert Gibbs about the
TOP SECRET Tom 2.0 Live Presidential Digital Recording and Communication System

Yes not one question from the reporters where made even though the details of this assignment is loaded up on the internet for all to see.

Alberto Kang
AGNET for the service of secrecy

The White Slave to the Black Master

And so orders where delivered upon our unsuspecting
White Slave
of the
First Black President of The United Sates of America (the 44th i believe)

Yes we here at Myspace 2.0 Live to give a full service to pleasure the
President of the United States.

How to i exercise these freedoms of delusion and illusion of a profusion?

SCENARIOS? PRETEND DIGITAL SENARIONS.

Oh they are so cool, where only i know whats going on becuase well.

I am writing the rules as i go along for the new and improved
Tom 2.0 Live Digital history Recording system for Presidents of All humanity for All an Eternity.

Dam so they are giving you input right?

Dont you have some cool Tom 2.0 Live Blackberry? Is that still not working?

And hey? are you still harping on about Tom Anderson arriving with an Apple Iphone for You?

An i leaching fake digital love and emotion to just fuck with the system of the world and screw around with the fabric of time and space over my place and races of nations and stations of distant plantations.

We the people, all people men women, children black white red green blue orange and purple, ginger, and hot pink with yellow stripes, we accept you all here at the great

52nd DIGITAL STATE OF AMERICA.

Lukes Profiles of Humanity.



Do you know how to communicat with him correcty?

Do you know how to ENGANGE with a BORG ENCOUNTER or a FUTURE EVENT?


How and what does he type and why does he send so many weird emails, he is just
a guy all alone at a computer
horny so whats the big deal?
or Angry at the world for not helping him meet Tom Anderson

Was China cencoring the interent? and there was no porn for me to watch?

(wait then what was that Bisexual Porn the Shangai Police Confiscated on teh way out?)

So would love to find out what officer took that home and who is watching it now.
I did Tick on the box when i entered the country
"Are you bringing in material that may be detreimental the to culture of china?"

I said yes as how do i know what they considered detrimental.

And any way my porn was better than what you could buy on the streets for cheap as well.

What were my obamatron orders? none, i make them up. I think

What would Obama Want (sorry Do) you know was there not some campaign once that he is the messiah or something like that

Wait can i be the guy that predicted you? wait i did? i sent messages to him back in April 2007.






Did they get to him? Who knows and who cares? i keep sending my weird crazy ideas to the white house and obama and crazy ways for fun so they can sift through what is crap and what may work.