Showing posts with label Stephen Colbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephen Colbert. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Inside the Beast with POTUS

Dear Future Generations of humanity
Once again using my special
Albertko Kang Network of Sources and Contacts
I was able to release this
Transcript from the Conversation Below
Photo Courtesy of White House Flickr Account

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT 8546-71

POTUS:
Hello this this is the President speaking

ALBERTO KANG:
Its me Alberto Kang here

POTUS:
What have you heard about Tom 2.0 Live Making it to America

ALBERTO KANG:
Well i talked to John Stewart and Stephen Colbert and they are not interested

POTUS:
Are you sure, they do know who Tom 2.0 Live is do they not?

ALBERTO KANG:
I told them about the insurmountable Evidence he has against Fox News

POTUS:
So what did they say?


ALBERTO KANG:
They said that Tom 2.0 Live needs to make his own way to the Rally

POTUS:
Thats a bit harsh, have they not read his Blogs?

ALBERTO KANG:
I tried to explain to them but they did not understand

POTUS:
What do you mean

ALBERTO KANG:
They did not know what a Blog was let alone Skype

POTUS:
Yeah i only started learning about Skype the other day

ALBERTO KANG:
Well at least Tom 2.0 Live can watch online with Comedy Central

POTUS:
Yeah you know what would be a good idea, a Live Cross to Tom 2.0 Live

ALBERTO KANG:
Yeah that would be something

Mona Sutphen:
Yeah i would like to see that too Mr President.


END TRANSCRIPT,