Showing posts with label Skype. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Skype. Show all posts

Friday, January 21, 2011

The American China Relationship - An Alberto Kang Perspective

Dear Future Generations of Humanity

As Alberto Kang, an American from California that has spent some time in China
I would like to state for the record that my
Human Rights were Violated.



That is right my rights were violated.
I was violated by the Chinese.

My Freedom to send through Electronic means the word "Sex".

That is right i was banned from China for 5 years for writing that word and emailing it to
another person.

How was i to know that that was against the law?

Plus you should have seen the stuff i had been writing online on MySpace.com.

Or on Skype, or even Blogger or MSN or Gtalk

Wait were are all those Blogs?
Oh wait that is right
Tom Anderson and Chris Dewolfe
Deleted all of them.

Where can i write down online somewhere uncensored

If there is one thing the Chinese should embrace is
Facebook as MySpace is shit right?
All it did was let me send messages to
The White House from within China
And did the Chinese ever know?
Did you?
No Chinese ever told me if they knew what i was doing?

Wait its 2011 where the fuck is Tom Anderson?

Why has he never done anything to help a
School Teacher that all he ever wanted to do was
have a way to hide the way that he writes sometimes online
and be able to store his life online
the way that he wants.

How come my Blogs and Accounts on Myspace.com were deleted?
Where were the warnings?
How come no one followed
The Internet Protocols of Humanity?

Fuck Americans are pretty fucked at helping me in my pursuit of
Life Liberty and Happiness?

I knew i should have turned and joined the
Chinese Communist Party when i was in China
They knew how to Party






Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Inside the Beast with POTUS

Dear Future Generations of humanity
Once again using my special
Albertko Kang Network of Sources and Contacts
I was able to release this
Transcript from the Conversation Below
Photo Courtesy of White House Flickr Account

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT 8546-71

POTUS:
Hello this this is the President speaking

ALBERTO KANG:
Its me Alberto Kang here

POTUS:
What have you heard about Tom 2.0 Live Making it to America

ALBERTO KANG:
Well i talked to John Stewart and Stephen Colbert and they are not interested

POTUS:
Are you sure, they do know who Tom 2.0 Live is do they not?

ALBERTO KANG:
I told them about the insurmountable Evidence he has against Fox News

POTUS:
So what did they say?


ALBERTO KANG:
They said that Tom 2.0 Live needs to make his own way to the Rally

POTUS:
Thats a bit harsh, have they not read his Blogs?

ALBERTO KANG:
I tried to explain to them but they did not understand

POTUS:
What do you mean

ALBERTO KANG:
They did not know what a Blog was let alone Skype

POTUS:
Yeah i only started learning about Skype the other day

ALBERTO KANG:
Well at least Tom 2.0 Live can watch online with Comedy Central

POTUS:
Yeah you know what would be a good idea, a Live Cross to Tom 2.0 Live

ALBERTO KANG:
Yeah that would be something

Mona Sutphen:
Yeah i would like to see that too Mr President.


END TRANSCRIPT,