The First Australian Press Breifing with a Press Secretary (Liberal Version)

August 22nd
Parliament House Australia
Press Secretary: Tom 2.0 Live
(Liberal Party Win)
(Photo courtesy of Hayden Cooper Political Reporter ABC News)

My Fellow Australians
Welcome to this new idea of a Press Briefing with me
Tom 2.0 Live
as your
Press Secretary

Can i just say there is so much typing in this job hope i do ok.

We here at the Abbott Government would like to welcome you all to the
New Press Room

From now on Daily and Hourly and Well when ever you want
we will have
Live Broadcasts

The Coalition would like to thank the Australians that
Decided to Stand up for Real Action and
Sign this
Deceleration of Independence 2010

And of course thank you all for your votes in
The Election of the President of MySpace.com

As you know there will be no Internet Filter and we have decided to
Implement
The Internet Protocols of Humanity

I would also like to point out that no i do not know any of these people
And i do not class them as my Friend as i sent messages to them
and they have not replied
Message to Celebrities

I will take your Questions now