Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Press Briefing 2010.0511



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the Press Briefing

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Press Briefing 2010.0506



Dear Future Generations of Humanity

JAKE TAPPER: Do you think the President feels lucky that the terrorist failed?
(paraphrased)

Answer: Fuck yes, the President feels lucky, are you kidding me, some bomb failed to go off just because the idiot terrorist did not know how to make a bomb, of course the President feels fucking lucky wouldn't you?

REPORTER: Someone was put on a No Fly List and was still able to get on the plane anyway?

ANSWER: of course you fucking nob, how else can DHS find out if he was going to signal anyone before flying off with a message or something. As if they did not know where he was and what he was doing at that time.

REPORTER: can you explain the exact process of the NO FLY List and the Checks and Balances (paraphrased)

ANSWER: Thank God Gibbs just told the truth, no its not a good idea to Publicly explain the process. Though i would have just said, no thats TOP SECRET

According to EXECUTIVE ORDER CLASSIFICATION OF NATIONAL SECURITY INFORMATION





As you can see here is my Oath of Allegiance Evidence.

REPORTER: Is this President Obamas Katrina?

ANSWER: Yes Every President from now on has a Katrina, The 45th President will have a Katrina, and it will be like "Is this like Obamas Katrina or Bush's Kartina?"
But i say mix it up, like This is Obama's Henry, or George, or Katie, or Lenny.

Alberto Kang

Saturday, May 1, 2010

US ELECTION 2010 The Alberto Kang Perspective

Dear Future Generations of Humanity and
People living and alive in 2010
Reading this.

There are important elections taking place
For some of you, you may side with the
Democratic Party

Or Perhaps you side with the
Republican Party
I side with the Republican Party as see here with my
Our GOP Profile of Alberto Kang

Or If you want you can talk me out of being a Republican

Tom Emmer State Convention Video

Friday, April 30, 2010



Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Here is the Press Briefing from the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Also here is the West Wing Week Video

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Press Briefing 2010.0419



Dear Future Generations of Humanity

Here was the time today i had a break as Gibbs was just talking to the Press, nothing that interesting to hear as i heard it all before in his daily practice that he has in the morning for the days briefing.